SBD’s Haiku Thread

[gitano]

Dreary pre-season
A skinny Slomax fumbles
watching the turnstile

 

[muzby]

Time to bring this back

The team is just plain awful

I need some joy now

 

[muzby]

Hunt normally good

Is it bad coaching by Hook

Or he’s just a sook

 

[muzby]

Mbye the puzzle

Should he play hooker or half

Fullback or go to Eels

 

[muzby]

Time for a new coach

No talent free on market

Means we sign old boy

 

[Number of the Beath]

Mbye is no good
With him, Dragons have a spine
Like a jellyfish

 

[Number of the Beath]

I want Nathan Brown
To visit Hook one day and
Slap him in the face

 

[Number of the Beath]

Once it was Raper,
Changa, Poppa, Sticks and Puff
Now knee-deep in shite

 

[Number of the Beath]

Eff you, Hook - you're shite
Eff you, Hook - you're really shite
Eff you, Hook- you're shite

 

[Number of the Beath]

Pick a rookie and
Send him on with 5 to go
"Make a diff'rence, Son"

 

[This Year?]

Twenty twenty three
Dragons sap my life away
Only f**king May

 

[JohnnoMcJohnno]

I watch the Dragons
just going through the motions.
Fans like me despair.

 

[muzby]

It’s teamlist Tuesday

Will changes amaze us or

Will it be the same

 

[JohnnoMcJohnno]

All but the coach know
that 5 hit-ups and a kick
will not win most games

 

[muzby]

It’s easy to catch

Things with a hook or a web(b)

But not quality

 

[be55]

God give me the strength

To endure this dumpster fire

I’m at my wit’s end

 

[brissiedragon]

Shite shite shite shite shite
Shite shite shite shite shite shite shite
shite shite shite shite shite

 

[muzby]

Zac Lomax is gone

Scapegoat for the whole damn team

Lawrie to kick goals?

 

[SBD82]

The Dragons are shit

There is no hope in sight

The forum is shit

 

[Slippery Morris]

Been a long 12 years
Only been 2 great days as a Saints fan
Mary sacking and Price Sacking, when will we get the 3rd great day.