Well here's the Rosco's
@Someone2 commiseration . . . . . What a woeful, gutless, choking, embarrassing, pea-hearted effort.
Like, I've been telling you for months that all them shiny new supporters jerseys making Peter Wynn rich don't mean squat. That you will stumble, bumble and fold when the intensity of finals footy is thrust upon your lot ( yes, I still remember what finals is all about ).
But what an embarrassment of an effort.
We know our team is very, very ordinary . . . but that gutless performance last night could have taken place in WT jerseys and nobody would have blinked. Imagine if Penrith did play WT . . . "
Penrith played great . . . but they are playing the wooden spooners in the Grand Final. Of course it's one way traffic. What else did you expect ? Obviously it's going to be over within 10 minutes." But of course it was the mighty Pawwa that was getting pumped. The battle of the West. After 36 years, it's pawwa's time.
There really isn't anything positive to say. Parra have PROVED themselves to be a bunch of chokers, unable to compete with the big boys when it matters, but happily pounding the logo on their shirts when they beat last place ( but not when last place beats them). This is known as downhill skiing. And you have the supreme Grandmaster of downhill skiing in your #7. Credit to Michelle though, I don't think he called his team-mates "useless merkins" once last night, despite the woeful game they played. Oh, and Gutho is some player. Youse should call him King. He's THAT good.
We really shouldn't be surprised . . . what do you expect from a club that has regular wooden spoons, and that struggles to make a ripple when the whips are cracking. I heard someone say " Blue and gold never fold" That is factually incorrect coz you'se folded like a wet tissue last night. It is false advertising and should be stopped.
Please don't think that your team did well this year. Although youse did make it to the GF . . . all the hype, all the media, all the open windows counted for absolutely nothing. I couldn't turn on the TV without having to see Parra this, or Parra that all year.
I told you that you'd choke, but to be fair, I'm disappointed with the gutless and pathetic effort from Parramatta. I had a barby and invited friends over and everything. The problem is that that they might find it hard to differentiate why they are feeling like shit, and that they go home disappointed. My hospitality was first class, but was shat upon by the horrid efforts from your team, and by everyone feeling deflated when they watched the game. Very disappointing effort rhyno.
To be fair, you owe my guests an apology.
I dished up Lamb back strap done to perfection matched with a selection of grilled veg and exquisite salads.
Parra dished up the most embarrassing, inept and useless GF display in recent history.
Small wonder they haven't won one in a lifetime. My guests were talking over the TV during the game . . . I guess from boredom. The men, not the women and kids.
And there we have it. In the end, Parramatta doesn't matter. What a hopeless excuse of a team. Your window has slammed shut. IP, ice, Tiger Ice ( we'll decide what nickname to give him ) will finally have a serious chance of success at his new club on the rise. Lord knows he wasn't gonna get it playing in blue and gold.
Enjoy your off season merkin. I hope you like sliding down ladders, closed windows, wondering what could have been, counting beyond 3 dozen, and best of all, feeling like you do this morning. May you re-live it a hundred times or more.