Semi Radradra

[Gary Gutful]

depends what happens in court

I'm not sure what your appearance in court over the "peeping tom" incident has to do with this.

 

[El Diablo]

have you seen Tom's wang?

@hindy111 tells me he's hung like a rogue elephant

 

[phantom eel]

No, but I've eaten in Tom's Diner.

Do do do-do, do do do-do...

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Yeh, and I'll bet you live on the 2nd floor too.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

I've eaten at toms diner.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I've eaten at toms diner.

Nothing wrong with that mate. No homophobes here.

 

[hybrideel]

But do you know the secret at uncle Toms cabin?

 

[Haynzy]

Nothing wrong with that mate. No homophobes here.

Plenty of homophones though.

Look over their!

 

[parra-matters]

What's a bet regardless of his court outcome that Semi doesn't see out the season and ends up in France early, really early like for the French pre-season.

 

[phantom eel]

I reckon he'll just piss off on a plane come August too.

Maybe he'll pull the "my dad's sick" routine, and then "whoops, my plane was diverted to southern France" excuse?

 

[The EELiminator]

I reckon he'll just piss off on a plane come August too.

Maybe he'll pull the "my dad's sick" routine, and then "whoops, my plane was diverted to southern France" excuse?

the club is prepared

 

[parra-matters]

i don't think he will last til May.

 

[phantom eel]

the club is prepared

Indeed... loved this clip when I was a kid:

 

[phantom eel]

Toulon may be after their man a little earlier....?

http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-union/u...g-to-buy-cocaine-reports-20170225-guldjf.html

Former Wallabies star James O'Connor allegedly arrested attempting to buy cocaine: reports

 

[84 Baby]

Toulon may be after their man a little earlier....?

http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-union/u...g-to-buy-cocaine-reports-20170225-guldjf.html

I believe what they meant to say was 'former Parramatta Eels star'

 

[Gronk]

SEMI’S SEPTIC SPONSOR

Most regular NRL players are sponsored by a business over the course of the season so the company can get a plug when their player’s name is read out on the big screen.

One family owned business from the NSW mid-north coast has managed to bag Parramatta flyer Semi Radradra — 1800 Pooman.

The company specialises in cleaning septic tanks, and fans will no doubt be hearing their name plenty this year with Radradra being the tryscoring machine that he is.

1800 Pooman sponsors Parramatta Eels winger Semi Radradra.Source: Supplied

http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl...e/news-story/ad4c28f09dec4570f3aca6443203af4c

 

[Poupou Escobar]

No it's not my family business, merkins.

 

[El Diablo]

it's Moffo's

 

[Twizzle]

haha, Semi has a new nic name, I bet this one sticks

 

[T.S Quint]

I think it stinks.