Some slightly disturbing quotes from the Super Coach in this weeks League Week. Concerned that the Defensive Guru ,Gnome of an Assistant coach is being shunted by all and sundry. Quote 2 from SHines is particularly disturbing and should put to bed any thoughts us fans had of moving super coach upstairs any time soon.
SHines Quote 1 - " Sizzler Can out coach all of them, take it from me"
Truth Rating 2/10 - Perhaps he could out coach Elliott in a Lego Building conference.
Shines Quote 2 - "If I was a cheif executive looking to hire a coach, he'd be the first man i'd go to"
Truth Rating 10/10 - THis is a real worry. The Rent a Home man Noyce has never looked so good for an extension to his contract.
Shines Quote 3 - " Sizzler has already had NRL experience at Penrith and is a better coach now he's been working here 5 years"
Truth Rating 3/10 - The Manhattan Defensive chart made famous in 1992 by Channel 9 cricket still shows plenty of tall buildings clumped together. Most between 25 and 30 ft high
Shines Quote 4 - " Sizzler was a key figure when we won the premiership against the odds in 2005 and he relates well to players, officials and media.
Trth rating 5/10 - In all seriousness the team was still very poor defensively. Ranked about 12th in 2005 from memory. I put it more down to the sheer brilliance of our 1,6,7,9 for a sustained period.
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Sizzler Quote 1 " I would be doing the Tigers a disservice if I just turned up here every day happy to be an assistant coach"
Truth Factor 0/10 - Sizzler your lucky you get past Camp Concord security with your past convictions and track record. You would be doing us all a service if you took your witches hats down the road to The Burwood Briars 4th grade Union Sqaud.
Sizzler Quote 2 - " I probably have more responsibility then any other assistant coach in the game in that Shines allows me to run training sessions on a regular basis"
Truth Factor 5/10 - Sizzler you really should note that the 2 weeks Shines gave you most control were Round 24 and Round 25 of 2007. And in charge of all games against Penrith with your intricate memory and clip art data base on their reserve grade backrowers, theirs strengths, weaknesses, meal deal preference etc.
SO are we about to have Sizzler, our loyal and astute assistant snapped from our clutches??? 5 Years and I at yet to remember one vulture swooping on the great man, although he would be hard to see from a great height. Could this be the moment?
SHines Quote 1 - " Sizzler Can out coach all of them, take it from me"
Truth Rating 2/10 - Perhaps he could out coach Elliott in a Lego Building conference.
Shines Quote 2 - "If I was a cheif executive looking to hire a coach, he'd be the first man i'd go to"
Truth Rating 10/10 - THis is a real worry. The Rent a Home man Noyce has never looked so good for an extension to his contract.
Shines Quote 3 - " Sizzler has already had NRL experience at Penrith and is a better coach now he's been working here 5 years"
Truth Rating 3/10 - The Manhattan Defensive chart made famous in 1992 by Channel 9 cricket still shows plenty of tall buildings clumped together. Most between 25 and 30 ft high
Shines Quote 4 - " Sizzler was a key figure when we won the premiership against the odds in 2005 and he relates well to players, officials and media.
Trth rating 5/10 - In all seriousness the team was still very poor defensively. Ranked about 12th in 2005 from memory. I put it more down to the sheer brilliance of our 1,6,7,9 for a sustained period.
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Sizzler Quote 1 " I would be doing the Tigers a disservice if I just turned up here every day happy to be an assistant coach"
Truth Factor 0/10 - Sizzler your lucky you get past Camp Concord security with your past convictions and track record. You would be doing us all a service if you took your witches hats down the road to The Burwood Briars 4th grade Union Sqaud.
Sizzler Quote 2 - " I probably have more responsibility then any other assistant coach in the game in that Shines allows me to run training sessions on a regular basis"
Truth Factor 5/10 - Sizzler you really should note that the 2 weeks Shines gave you most control were Round 24 and Round 25 of 2007. And in charge of all games against Penrith with your intricate memory and clip art data base on their reserve grade backrowers, theirs strengths, weaknesses, meal deal preference etc.

SO are we about to have Sizzler, our loyal and astute assistant snapped from our clutches??? 5 Years and I at yet to remember one vulture swooping on the great man, although he would be hard to see from a great height. Could this be the moment?