Soccer World Cup - Russia

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  1. Stake Removed

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    I thought they banned chair shots to the head, hang on thats only in WWE where banned
     
  2. Quigs

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    They should get those fake collapsable folding tables along each courtside and every now and then a player can real show the fans a dinky di slam dunk. Whoa Yeah Brother. Slam some 7ft6in bro right down on the courtside commentators table
     
  3. Mr Angry

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    Like all world cups of soccer, the myth and propaganda of the "World Game" is exposed yet again, as it does every 4 four years.

    Now that the token African, Asian, North American and Oceanic nations have been eliminated before the quarter finals even begin, the teams that actually love soccer, European, Spanish and Portuguese speaking South American countries can start the true competition.
     
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    FIFA need to get with today’s player welfare program. The squealing player, writhing in agony, should be immediately stretchered off & made to undergo a series of health/medical checks for the rest of the game, to determine if they’re well enough to play the next game - should they make it through.
     
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  5. Ads

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    Soccer is HUGE in Asia and Africa. They just aren't good enough at it.
     
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  6. Card Shark

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    Classic that music
     
  7. Mr Angry

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    2 Billion people in Asia care not.

    Anyways 2 Euros on.
     
  8. Quigs

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    Are we there yet ?
     
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    Poms just beat Columbia on another PS.

    As my many Pom friends would say.. "Get in!"
     
  10. Russell Crowe's Band

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    its coming home

    hahah
     
  11. Generalzod

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    Brasil gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnn suck shit NEYMAR
     
  12. Card Shark

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    Justice
     
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  13. Card Shark

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    Poms survive.

    Croatia & Russia about to go to extra time, in a commentator’s nightmare.
     
  14. myrrh ken

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    How insufferable will the poms be if they win it?
     
  15. bad boy bubby

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    As painful as their patron saint, St. George?
     
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  16. Quigs

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    When's the Oi, Oi, Oi, Aussies play again.
     
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    Mr Quigs, did you see the Croatian keeper with the dodgy hammy. Went down like a bag of shit with no one around him. Commentators said it looked real bad. Had a couple of hot trainers to rub it better.

    They couldn’t replace him as it was late in the game & they had used their 3 reserves.

    The rub must’ve worked as he saved a few good shots in extra time & a penalty in the shootout to get them through.

    The whole team got in on the massaging when they piled on him after they won the penalties.

    I know you would’ve been impressed with the guts he showed, whereas pussies like Kalyn Ponga have 4 weeks off for a hammy!
     
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  18. Quigs

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    Yeah but how good is the Croatian Keeper when it comes to handling Nerve gas.

    Them Ruskies have long memories you know.
     
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    Ruskies shovelled out -stuffs up all the Rusky conspiracy theorists eh!
     
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    PEDS won’t help you win pens tho
     

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