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Sorry bulldogs fans....

cainen

Juniors
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Wonder if this has been posted before?

Steve Folkes, coach of the Canterbury Bulldogs, gets wind of a potential new young recruit who lives in Iraq. The club has inspirational leader Steve Mortimer catch a plane to war torn Baghdad and track down the young boy. Steve risks life and limb dodging bombs, bullets and grenades but finally finds the boy and convinces him to come to Australia.

He does a full pre-season, plays in all the practice matches and gets picked on the bench in first grade for the first premiership game of the year. Ten minutes into the first half; Braith Anasta goes down with a severe knee injury. Folkes turns to the boy and says "this is it son, go into the side and show us what you can do." The boy proceeds to play the greatest debut game in NRL history. He scores two tries, sets up another two, tops the tackle count, and kicks the winning goal after the siren from on the sideline.

The Bulldogs cheer him off the ground and give him three cheers back in the rooms. Folkes tells the team what the boy from Iraq has been through and that he is a model lesson for all. Folkes then pulls the boy aside and says "go into my office son, ring your mother and tell her what you did today". He proceeds to do so. Mum he says down the phone, "guess what I did today?"

I dont care what you did today, his mother replies.I'll tell you what happened here today ,she goes on. Your Dad was stabbed and robbed, the house was fire bombed and sprayed with bullets, our car blown up, your sister raped and your brother's been abducted. Gee says the boy. I feel a bit responsible for what happened. His Mother replies, "So you should be, if it wasn't for you we would never have moved
to Bankstown..... :lol:
 

bazza

Immortal
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Parra_Eels said:
thats from the fitz files and it is also collingwood

It's an old joke - Fitzsimmonds couldn't think up anything original

You can substitute Redfern/Souths as well
 

DIEHARD

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Yea thats an oldie but a classic. Enjoyed having my memory refreshed. :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen: :lol:
 

Dog-E

Juniors
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Yes, yes...Heard that about 10 years ago as a joke told about Liverpool (in England)...

If u liked that you'll probably find thr following appalling 'jokes' funny as well...

The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Penrith are good enough to go back to back!" Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

Q: How many Roosters fans does it take to change a lightbulb...?
A: Seven, one to change it, five to moan about it and Phil Gould to say if the ref had done his job in the first place the light bulb would have never gone out!

YAWN!!!
 

Alba

Coach
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bhahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i knew it was coming !
 

***MH***

Bench
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Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers do for a
living.
All the typical answers came up, fireman, policeman,
salesman, etc.
Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the
teacher asked him about his father.
"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes,
if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man,
rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him".
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work
on some colouring and then took little Brucie aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"....
"No", said Brucie, "My father plays footy for the
Bulldogs, but I was just too embarrassed to say.
 
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Yea I read that last one...this is some funny crap. Bulldogs fans should be able to take it cos my family can.

BTW the Bulldogs have asked the Judiciary if when they tackle someone they can hold him down while another player cums over the top.
 

Phillips

Referee
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Manly Preniers in 2005 said:
Yea I read that last one...this is some funny crap. Bulldogs fans should be able to take it cos my family can.

BTW the Bulldogs have asked the Judiciary if when they tackle someone they can hold him down while another player cums over the top.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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