Souths 'Chips'

[rabbitohs95]

Oi nah strip the premiership that we haven't won yet off us. Please.

 

[Benny77]

Benny has a great deal of butthurt about souffs, to the point he gets his panties in a knot over a piece of bullshit woo. I recommend repeated application of Preparation H.

Haha i think i've more succeeded in causing a great deal of butthurt to all the people getting worked up about an article from the DT

 

[Danish]

I've also heard that souths players sacrifice a virgin before every game to give them the edge over their opponents.

That must be why Bunniesman never goes to games lest he be swooped on

 

[Canard]

Amazingly a lot of commentators are certain these plastic stickers are banned by the NFL.

They aren't, and the article doesn't claim that either. Although its written in a shitty way that if you skim read it you may think it is.

 

[big hit!]

It's Grand Final week. The DT can't give the game a boost by actually reporting on the game.

It's simple 15 other teams do video of Souths any team would use the chips if they worked

Was flicking through it at Bar sport this morn. They'll have provided over 100 pages of Grand Final content by the end of the week, and I bet the usual DT readers will be lucky to get a total of 1 page within all that about any actual game analysis.

It'll all be the same old BS controversial, hype and fluff pieces.

Beet root face has dumbed down the reporting of rugby league to the nuffy level. No wonder it's considered the meat head game.

 

[big hit!]

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...into-grand-final/story-fni3gki8-1227073247432

Sounds very illegal to me. Gaining a clear advantage over other teams through a performance enhancing substance. The fact it was banned by the NFL after Baltimore won the NFL says it all...

Smiths crisps.

 

[Benny77]

Amazingly a lot of commentators are certain these plastic stickers are banned by the NFL.

They aren't, and the article doesn't claim that either. Although its written in a shitty way that if you skim read it you may think it is.

What does this line mean then?

The blood-energising chips and ice fluid treatment had to be cleared by the NRL because its usage was banned by the NFL after the Baltimore Ravens won the 2013 Super Bowl.

 

[Canard]

What does this line mean then?

The blood-energising chips and ice fluid treatment had to be cleared by the NRL because its usage was banned by the NFL after the Baltimore Ravens won the 2013 Super Bowl.

It means a whole lot of dogshit.

"Blood engergising". How can a plastic sticker "engergise" your blood?

Phil has drawn a massive bow with this sentence and claimed that it is banned due to its association with a guy whose other products were banned.

He is a shit merkin.

 

[Pierced Soul]

i know athletes are looking for any edge they can get, but seriously this is pathetic if true. might as wells ee if particular colours of shoelaces make you run faster

 

[Benny77]

Yeah the chip would have to have some sort of connection with the inside of the body

 

[Cammo]

i know athletes are looking for any edge they can get, but seriously this is pathetic if true. might as wells ee if particular colours of shoelaces make you run faster

Red Shoelaces are the fastest by far

 

[Danish]

I think I might approach the bunnies in the off season with my rock that keeps tigers away for the next time they play Wests

 

[AlwaysGreen]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1CHyvFhJa94

 

[Slug]

Another massive failure from the OP. Nothing surprising there. Or in the article.

 

[Jason Maher]

Yeah the chip would have to have some sort of connection with the inside of the body

Science isn't your strongest subject at school, is it?

 

[alien]

lol this is hilarious. the people that say Souths are "cheating" are the same people who would normally say this technology does nothing for the body. people are getting desperate!!!

 

[Canard]

lol this is hilarious. the people that say Souths are "cheating" are the same people who would normally say this technology does nothing for the body. people are getting desperate!!!

I wouldn't call a plastic sticker "technology". Im happy to sell you some stickers as $70 a pop however.

The only person calling this cheating is really the OP and everyone's mate Buzz Rothfield!

 

[Benny77]

Science isn't your strongest subject at school, is it?

Badly worded. What I meant to say is you can't just stick something on your arm and get a sudden burst of energy (like the powerbands), or can you....

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a7/a7cdd3ea45bdf77a4a73a99bb4a911ac8f558e259b49d72c86bcb207c0c3af59.jpg

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Badly worded. What I meant to say is you can't just stick something on your arm and get a sudden burst of energy or can you....

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a7/a7cdd3ea45bdf77a4a73a99bb4a911ac8f558e259b49d72c86bcb207c0c3af59.jpg

I don't know.

Saw a guy with a shark on his arm on the news the other week. He suddenly looked very energetic.

 

[Perth Red]

Maybe the NFL banned it because it is a con and they didn't want the NFL brand associated with it? Amazing what people will believe, even in this day and age of science.