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Spiderman 3

Eelementary

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Biggest load of crap ever.

Spidey sense? Nowhere to be found; Smart-arsed one-liners as he's getting pummeled? Nowhere to be found; Struttin'? WTF?; Emo? WTF?; Venom appears for like 2 minutes...Not good enough.

Venom>all.
 

Foz

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St. Brett said:
Twice this week I've witnessed two entertainment shows billed as events of the millenium.
First Floyd Mayweather Jr versus Oscar De La Hoya and secondly Spiderman 3.
Both, I thought, were over the top and absolute fizzers!
But has this what it has come down too? Is a movies success going to by measured by how well it does finacially in its first week of opening?
Yes, Spiderman 3 was the most expensive movie ever made and yes it raked back most money ever on its opening day but is this to say it was a good movie?
The woman in front of me remarked when the end credits started to roll, "is that it?"
Movie producers are misleading themselves if they think their computer generated graphics are dazzling us in the theatre, believe me they're not!
They can pat themselves on the back and reward each other with big grin eating goofy smiles thinking they've made a hit, but to the average Joe it's still fake and doesn't even look real!
What's sadder though, is that real actors and acting are slowly fading out of todays plots to make way for all this hightech robotic nonsense.
Kind of like the way De La Hoya fought the other day. And speaking of that fight....did it really need all those A-list celebrity parasites ringside to make that fight valid?
One hundred years from now people will be smirking about Spiderman 3's then computer generated images blasting the screne.
What trash!

I saw Spiderman 3 yesterday and I used a free complimentary ticket The Leader gave me, saving me $13. I'm glad I didn't pay to see this.
It's over the top nonsense.

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't the 2 main characters get married at the end of part 2 which was rather tacky and pathetic?

The only good part in Spiderman 3 was when Sandman falls into that military hole (running from the cops) and the swirling sticks make him Sandman because my seat in the cinema was absolutely rummbling I thought I was sitting in a 747.

I'm waiting to see Zodiac.

Oh and the movie was ruined by 3 asshole schoolkids who stole their way into the cinema and talked out loud the first quarter of the movie and started throwing things as well only to be kicked out later.

Doesn't it make you mad when kids feel the need to express their day just as the movie starts? Why do people get all tuff in a cinema? Gee I hate that.

P.S. I hope I enjoy Pirates 3 more than part 2 as I messed myself in part 2 as it went too long.
I had an accident.

P.P.S. oh, mark my words....Spiderman 4 will be made. They've left it right open for women to take over for the next one. The Blonde at the funeral at the end will avenge the boyfriend and make Peter/Spiderman suffer for embarrassing her in front of thing-O at the night club.
What will she be? The woman version of The Silver Surfer? And maybe even Dunst will become some avenging asshole parading around N.Y. lusting after Sandman.

Watch Entourage.
They love opening days at the box office.
This sounds just like a scene from it.
 

Dragooner

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Simple as this, it was a MONEYMAKER!!!!!!!!!!!

He versus like 4 bosses-

The Sandman
The Photographer
The Photographers Evil thingy
And Harry

Why do they have to make these stupid lil movies that are only too make money?
 

Generalzod

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St. Brett said:
P.P.S. oh, mark my words....Spiderman 4 will be made. They've left it right open for women to take over for the next one. The Blonde at the funeral at the end will avenge the boyfriend and make Peter/Spiderman suffer for embarrassing her in front of thing-O at the night club.
What will she be? The woman version of The Silver Surfer? And maybe even Dunst will become some avenging asshole parading around N.Y. lusting after Sandman.


There is already a petition happening for James Cameron to direct the film....

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/forums/viewtopic.htm?t=62655
 

magpie_man

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first one was aiight, second one was crap, not gonna bother with the third.
watched the last king of scotland the other night, good film btw.
 

NPK

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I was cringing while watching the first one.. the Green Goblin looked like it was a baddie from the Power Rangers. Haven't seen the other 2.
 

Frederick

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Phillips said:
Spiderman is lame
You're lame :fist:

I liked the movie, but then again, I'm a pretty big fan of the genre, so can always find something to enjoy :p.

Only complaint, like many others, is that they prolly did go overboard with the CGI, but I'm not complaining too much :p
 

2 True Blues

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Schillaci said:
Anyone else think graphically it looks cartoony? just proves that there is still a long way to go with CGI.

Have not seen it mate so cant judge, but Spiderman started as cartoon did it not !!??
 

Samwise

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Finally saw this on the weekend and wish i hadn't. Sucked balls. Went well over the top with the corniness and it seems whoever wrote the script was under the impression exposition was a good thing. That scene with Harry and his butler towards the end was freaking rediculous.
 

CC_Eagle

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I went into it thinking that Spiderman is lame.




I left knowing that Spiderman is the lamest thing ever created.


Without doubt the worst movie that isn't "John Tucker Must Die".

Too many plot holes - sand, what the f*ck? What turned him into sand? Black sh*t that comes on a comet and makes you bada*s? Please..


Go hire a porno instead.
 

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