Spill your secrets!

[Cliffhanger]

Whenever I'd go clubbing in the city and come home late, I'd swap all the parking tickets around on people's cars or just collect them and chuck them in the bin on the way back to the car. Don't know why.

Man I wish I had thought of doing that.

 

[Hallatia]

Bump!

As of Friday I have had a secret wish to be a housewife, that would be the easiest life ever, so long as I don't have kids and my husband makes enough money to support the both of us. All I'd have to do is cook, clean and have sex. So I can fill the rest of my time with sports watching and keeping my body in shape to ensure our marriage stays happy.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

think you'll need to do the ironing as well

 

[Monk]

My names not really Monk :sarcasm:

 

[umina panther]

My middle name is Gallen

 

[McLovin]

My middle name is Gallen

:arrow: hot man thread

 

[umina panther]

gallen is my name on other forums I visit but would of confused people here me being a panthers fan

 

[Hallatia]

think you'll need to do the ironing as well

I consider ironing a part of cleaning, but yes, that too.

 

[Danish]

I sometimes pretend to have a stomach bug at work just so I can waste time sitting on the toilet playing fruit ninja instead of working

 

[Hallatia]

I think I changed a nappy for the first time in my life today

I have 6 younger siblings and have had babies in my life through friends and family since the day I was born but somehow managed to avoid ever having to do it til today. Several times while I was doing it I felt like I was going to vomit.

 

[Joker's Wild]

Ha ha imagine having to change 2 of those at once

Awwwwww shit

 

[perverse]

yeah, f**k that right off. not relevant to my interests.

 

[Twizzle]

its not hard, takes about 1 minute

 

[perverse]

1 minute of filthy faecal hell.

 

[Joker's Wild]

2 minutes for me come December

 

[Twizzle]

1 minute of filthy faecal hell.

you time will come mate, especially those Sunday morning runny smelly sloppy run down the leg ones, when you are seedy as all f**k nearly throwing up from a hangover

 

[perverse]

you time will come mate, especially those Sunday morning runny smelly sloppy run down the leg ones, when you are seedy as all f**k nearly throwing up from a hangover

my neice once left a stream of shit (and i'm not even making this up) nearly 2 foot across a wall when she was about 6 months old or so. i've seen less effective water pistols than this shit. it was a f**king eye-opening experience. i didn't think such a small creature was capable of such faecal projection. hell, i don't think i could repeat it myself.

 

[God-King Dean]

I came in here to say I've got a turtle head poking out, but it seems kind of redundant now. :lol:

 

[Mr Angry]

meh nappies are easy.

Although I only change my kids, yours are well yours.

 

[simmo1]

Why did I have to open this thread while drinking chocolate milk?