Spill your secrets!

[beave]

I slapped the Dolphin for the first time when I was 10.......... too soon???????

 

[Mr Angry]

Nobody complains if a baby starts walking @ 6months.

 

[Jobdog]

Spill my secrets?

I've got a massive crush on Jen Hawkins. Just sayin ...

 

[adamkungl]

Is Jen Hawkins pregnant now? milf...

 

[Twizzle]

she aint a mum yet, so she aint a milf yet

 

[Hutty1986]

That's not something to be ashamed of!

I thought you might appreciate that. When i think about it, the d*ckhead deserved it

 

[Jobdog]

Is Jen Hawkins pregnant now? milf...

Nah, not pregnant yet.

 

[madunit]

*I have several hot femal forummers who have e-crushes on me
*I have the most amazing charm that the ladies just love
*I can't be arsed eating fruit and vegies, they tasle like sh*t. I just eat meat and take vitamin pills to fill in the gaps
*I once pissed on my neighbors dog for killing my cat and then laughed while watching the dopey bitch who owned it giving it a nice big cuddle.

 

[madunit]

I have been working with this lady at work.

She is an ex Victorian, software developer

I said I don't like VFL, she was shocked.
I said I don't like food, she was puzzled.
I said I don't like developers, she was insulted.
I said I don't like music, she wanted to scan my brain.

She wants to turn my into a uni so I can be studied, as to quote her "You are the strangest man I ever met".

I told her she was a Victorian.

you have to realise Angry, Victorian 'men' are as far removed from men as humanly possibly. To stumble across a man such as yourself she would have been confused to say the least.

 

[Hutty1986]

Spill my secrets?

I've got a massive crush on Jen Hawkins. Just sayin ...

Did you see her on 60 mins??

:crazy: SO HOT

 

[Jobdog]

Oh I did. I made sure I did.

 

[Jobdog]

 

[Monk]

*I once pissed on my neighbors dog for killing my cat and then laughed while watching the dopey bitch who owned it giving it a nice big cuddle.

This made me :lol:

 

[madunit]

so SC, who's your LU e-crushes

*hopes to laugh at people not on list*

 

[madunit]

* I am a qualified sports journalist, but having had a complete w*nker of an editor in my first gig out of uni, I'm not sure if I'll ever go back

been there and feel your pain.

Unfortunately you need to be a big name in sport, know very influential people in the industry or be a hot chick (I'm sorry to the attractive women in sports journalism who deserve to be there, but there are others who get a job because they are eye candy while much better people are overlooked because, well they aren't any good to look at) to make it in sports journalism.

 

[Jesbass]

*I have several hot femal forummers who have e-crushes on me

Take that back! I am neither female nor feral! (Not sure which word you were going for there!) :crazy:

 

[madunit]

what about a fermal maybe? (thats a bogan thermos)

 

[Jesbass]

You had me at fermal?

You're not thinking of the feebles, are you?

 

[Martli]

Ok, here's my secret: I want to be a character in Full House and play in uncle Jesse's band. I'd turn it in to a death metal band though and I would constantly try to ruin DJ's self esteem in sad an attempt to make myself feel better.

 

[madunit]

Ok, here's my secret: I want to be a character in Full House and play in uncle Jesse's band. I'd turn it in to a death metal band though and I would constantly try to ruin DJ's self esteem in sad an attempt to make myself feel better.

thats no secret, we all wanted to do that