Spring 2024

[Cumberland Eel]

Via Sistina!!! She’s too good! Form behind European G1 winners in King of Steel & Mqse De Sevigne. Edit. She should already be a G1 mare save for that joke of a race behind Jenni.

 

[to_ddeath]

Did we just see the Everest winner?

Yes unless Crying Chris decides to pull a merkin act & go for the Epsom or King Charles

 

[hineyrulz]

How did that get out to $12?

I had a big bet on Zougotcha but at the price i had a savour on the winner. made some money but not enough for a new toupee.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

@to_ddeath lol @ Crying Chris!! Yeah they’d be mad not but you’re you never know with that merkin.

 

[hineyrulz]

@to_ddeath lol @ Crying Chris!! Yeah they’d be mad not but you’re you never know with that merkin.

At least Grimace wasn't happy.

 

[to_ddeath]

Stuff the Waller barrier trials, it’s Turna time!!

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

@to_ddeath lol @ Crying Chris!! Yeah they’d be mad not but you’re you never know with that merkin.

Spot on. It was good hearing Gai have a crack at Crying Chris’ influence on the track managers.

He’s not the f**ken Messiah!

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Hurry up and bulldoze that shitheap Munted Valley too.

That race that Rolls won was a disgrace and the distance race (lol) was rightly called out by Ash Yargi (trainer/mounting yard caller) as a joke.

I know everyone is trying to win the race how ever they can, but these “distance” races where they walk around the track until they hit the straight and take off are farcical!

I get that this is just a result of the parlous +miler stock we have here but f**k me, is there a jock/trainer out there willing to try it on? Even once? If they are walking around a goat track like MV, just have go ffs!

Anyway, can anyone give me a lift down to Tom Ugly’s? I’ve got a lot ballsacks to drain off.

 

[Lemon Squash]

Hurry up and bulldoze that shitheap Munted Valley too.

That race that Rolls won was a disgrace and the distance race (lol) was rightly called out by Ash Yargi (trainer/mounting yard caller) as a joke.

I know everyone is trying to win the race how ever they can, but these “distance” races where they walk around the track until they hit the straight and take off are farcical!

I get that this is just a result of the parlous +miler stock we have here but f**k me, is there a jock/trainer out there willing to try it on? Even once? If they are walking around a goat track like MV, just have go ffs!

Anyway, can anyone give me a lift down to Tom Ugly’s? I’ve got a lot ballsacks to drain off.

Agree 100%

If I also wasn’t a broke mofo I’d be honoured to pay you to drain my balls

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Agree 100%

If I also wasn’t a broke mofo I’d be honoured to pay you to drain my balls

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Via Sistina, mui calienté. Mui, Mui…

 

[to_ddeath]

Seconds & thirds all arvo until Second To Nun took me from Brokesville Bumfarq to Breaking Less Badly Even

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Hurry up and bulldoze that shitheap Munted Valley too.

That race that Rolls won was a disgrace and the distance race (lol) was rightly called out by Ash Yargi (trainer/mounting yard caller) as a joke.

I know everyone is trying to win the race how ever they can, but these “distance” races where they walk around the track until they hit the straight and take off are farcical!

I get that this is just a result of the parlous +miler stock we have here but f**k me, is there a jock/trainer out there willing to try it on? Even once? If they are walking around a goat track like MV, just have go ffs!

Anyway, can anyone give me a lift down to Tom Ugly’s? I’ve got a lot ballsacks to drain off.

Halle-f**king-lujah!! Hell bulldoze the RV headquarters too while we’re at it!

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Geez it’s a pretty good edition of the time honoured Goulburn Cup today. St Lawrence will be hard to hold out.

 

[to_ddeath]

Geez it’s a pretty good edition of the time honoured Goulburn Cup today. St Lawrence will be hard to hold out.

I’m going to be on it too, scratched yesterday from Death Valley for this & looks like a set up job though I do respect Kinloch fresh with Nash and the stablemate favourite
Also keen on Capitol Hill in the last, stable is flying at present

 

[Cumberland Eel]

@to_ddeath I’m not sure what to make of Chortle Lane really, was on track to become a serious horse but has been a bit plain recently. Could see it firing on a bigger, firmer track though.

 

[to_ddeath]

Shitt from Shinn there on Sassy Boom, the butchering has begun early on Return of The Jenni day

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Storm Boy & Growing Empire wow take it easy on them lads!

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Rise At Dawn what a dawg!

 

[to_ddeath]

Storm Boy & Growing Empire wow take it easy on them lads!

Wonder Boy back down the straight next time for mine

Rise At Dawn what a dawg!

That was super, headed multiple times
Long multi still going thanks to that, give it strength