Squad succession

[Gary Gutful]

I don't want to alarm people, but this graph highlights a disturbing trend.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

We are lurching from one disaster to the next ffs!

 

[Chipmunk]

I don't want to alarm people, but this graph highlights a disturbing trend.

View attachment 48146

Did you recently attend a graph making course or something?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Gary is a Certified Excel Power User.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Yep. I got it from the Ponds Institute.

 

[Happy MEel]

He’s also a Certified User of Numbers & Tables

 

[84 Baby]

Gary’s a CUONAT?

 

[Happy MEel]

Gary’s a CUONAT?

Can’t you read?

He’s a CUON&T

 

[84 Baby]

Can’t

No you f**ken are!

 

[parrathruandthru]

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2...els-extend-contracts-for-penisini-and-hollis/
FFS

 

[Gronk]

 

[Gazzamatta]

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2...els-extend-contracts-for-penisini-and-hollis/
FFS

I love that these guys are encouraged/supported to undertake studies away from Footy. As a club we are clearly advancing in so many areas.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

FFS ONEEL!!!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Hollis and Penisini:

* = player option
¢ = club option
^ = development contract

2021
Utility: Loizou (18)^, Perham, Rankin (30), Smith (29)
Fullback: Gutherson, Russell^
W/C: Blake, Dunster, Ferguson (31), Naiduki^, Oldfield (31), Opacic (27), Penisini, Sivo
Half: Arthur^, D.Brown, Moses
Hooker: Lussick (26), Mahoney, Roache (25)^
Edge forward: Cartwright (27), Hipgrave, Lane, Matterson, Niukore, Papali'i
Tight forward: N.Brown (28), Campbell-Gillard, Greig, Hollis, Hughes (20), Kaufusi, Paulo, Stone (24)

2022
Utility: Perham (23)
Fullback: Gutherson (28), Russell (20)^
W/C: Blake, Dunster (23), Naiduki (22)^, Penisini, Sivo
Half: Arthur (20)^, D.Brown, Moses (28)*
Hooker: Mahoney (24)
Edge forward: Hipgrave (25)¢, Lane, Matterson (28)*, Niukore (26), Papali'i (24)
Tight forward: Campbell-Gillard, Greig (23), Hollis, Kaufusi (23), Paulo (29)

2023
Utility: -
Fullback: -
W/C: Blake (29), Penisini (21), Sivo (30)
Half: D.Brown (23)*
Hooker: -
Edge forward: Lane (29)
Tight forward: Campbell-Gillard*, Hollis (22)

2024
Utility: -
Fullback: -
W/C: -
Half: -
Hooker: -
Edge forward: -
Tight forward: Campbell-Gillard (31)¢

So we (officially) have 29 merkins in this year's top 30, and 19 in next year's, pending various player and club options.

 

[hineyrulz]

Yep. I got it from the Ponds Institute.

*Plop

 

[84 Baby]

I love that these guys are encouraged/supported to undertake studies away from Footy. As a club we are clearly advancing in so many areas.

I’m like 90% certain the club has given study support for decades

 

[parrathruandthru]

I love that these guys are encouraged/supported to undertake studies away from Footy. As a club we are clearly advancing in so many areas.

every eels player is doing something study wise

 

[Joshuatheeel]

FFS @Poupou Escobar :

 

[Gazzamatta]

Ffs

 

[Poupou Escobar]

ffs Nrown:

* = player option
¢ = club option
^ = development contract

2021
Utility: Loizou (18)^, Perham, Rankin (30), Smith (29)
Fullback: Gutherson, Russell^
W/C: Blake, Dunster, Ferguson (31), Naiduki^, Oldfield (31), Opacic (27), Penisini, Sivo
Half: Arthur^, D.Brown, Moses
Hooker: Lussick (26), Mahoney, Roache (25)^
Edge forward: Cartwright (27), Hipgrave, Lane, Matterson, Niukore, Papali'i
Tight forward: N.Brown, Campbell-Gillard, Greig, Hollis, Hughes (20), Kaufusi, Paulo, Stone (24)

2022
Utility: Perham (23)
Fullback: Gutherson (28), Russell (20)^
W/C: Blake, Dunster (23), Naiduki (22)^, Penisini, Sivo
Half: Arthur (20)^, D.Brown, Moses (28)*
Hooker: Mahoney (24)
Edge forward: Hipgrave (25)¢, Lane, Matterson (28)*, Niukore (26), Papali'i (24)
Tight forward: N.Brown, Campbell-Gillard, Greig (23), Hollis, Kaufusi (23), Paulo (29)

2023
Utility: -
Fullback: -
W/C: Blake (29), Penisini (21), Sivo (30)
Half: D.Brown (23)*
Hooker: -
Edge forward: Lane (29)
Tight forward: N.Brown (30), Campbell-Gillard*, Hollis (22)

2024
Utility: -
Fullback: -
W/C: -
Half: -
Hooker: -
Edge forward: -
Tight forward: Campbell-Gillard (31)¢

So we (officially) have 29 merkins in this year's top 30, and 20 in next year's, pending various player and club options.