Stand Up Comedy

[chloe]

Furrycat, those are probably the funniest jokes I've ever read. I am really laughing so much right now. :lol:

 

[shadow grinder]

any one seen the Blue Collar Comedy Tour ?

the redneck guys? yeah tehy funny as f**k....

chris rock,robin williams,richard pryor{sp} are the kings of stand up.

 

[[furrycat]]

No I am Chloe said so

 

[chloe]

You're not really funny. I was just playing with your feelings.

 

[[furrycat]]

Oh it worked I are shattered

 

[shadow grinder]

ur stuff wasnt bad dude....your no seinfield...but yeah...good stuff

 

[Southernsaint]

Why do they call it "taking a shit"?? You're not taking it anywhere...

 

[Stranger]

Red necks form Blue Collar Comedy Tour ?

Your a redneck if....

You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.

You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws

You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.

Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back. :lol:

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat" :lol: :lol: :lol:

You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.


You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart

You think safe sex is a padded headboard. :lol: :lol: :lol:

You think there's nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.

You may be a Redneck if ...
You and your dog use the same tree. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ill post some later if you like

 

[Twizzle]

If you get caught lying through your tooth,
you might be a red neck

If you are taking your dog for a walk, and you both use the same tree
you might be a red neck

If you dont wear a top while working on your truck, but your husband does
you might be a red neck

If you wear a strapless top with a bra that isn't
you might be a red neck

If you stare at a container of orange juice because it said concentrate
you might be a red neck

 

[Stranger]

If you stare at a container of orange juice because it said concentrate
you might be a red neck

:lol: thats a blonde joke

If Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
you might be a red neck.

If You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
you might be a red neck

IF You think watching professionalwrestling is foreplay.
You might be a red neck

IF You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph. :lol: :lol: :lol:
you might be a red neck.

If Your family tree has no forks.
you might be a red neck

If you think A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
you might be a red neck :lol:

 

[shadow grinder]

i like on the comedy tour when that bloke does the" theres your sign "thing...lol

 

[Stranger]

:lol:
I did one of them......

I was sitting in burger king and this guy walks up to me with a piece of paper and it said

"im def and i have no money but i need to get to Newcastle. Can i have some money.

Without thinking i said no

Its in bold because i know sombody will still be scratchin there head... :lol:

 

[Twizzle]

going skiing ??

no I put skis on my roof in case my car flipped over and it could ski down the hill

there's your sign


you shoot that deer ??

nope he ran into the wall an got stuck there

there's your sign


your car overheat ??

nope I just pulled over to let it have a smoke

there's your sign

 

[Stranger]

:lol:

A truck got stuck driving under a bridge and i pulled up behind it.
A copper walked over and he had to ask.... Got ya truck stuck mate

nope just carring the overpass down the road and pulled over at the intersection:lol:

theres your sign

Robbin williams for ya
http://myjokemail.com/videos/Golf.shtml

 

[shadow grinder]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

i liked the one with the uncle cracking a beer open at the funeral... :lol:

then that other guy has to explain what an analogy is to the dumb bloke :lol: :lol: :lol: good shit

 

[Tupac Shakur]

furrycat, the text message one is funny. :lol:

Carl Barron and that Hughes bloke are the funniest Aussies stand-up comedians.

 

[Stranger]

Some countries are trying to abolish the death penality......

My countries putting in an express lane

:lol: