I don't like sleeping in my room these days. While I was away, my Family converted my Balcony (MY Balcony, which cost me $400 in materials and took me forever to build. Who needs proffesional builders and a council permit?) into a wild animal feeding platform. They scurry across it all night, and at dawn, Cockatoos take over and Squawk loudly. So I'm kept awake by the sound of fat, overfed Bandicoots and Possums sucrrying across my balcony, and then Cockatoos keep me awake until about midday. I also like to sleep with my (Sliding door like) window open. So a few nights ago, some hellspawn possum thuds into my chest, cuts me a few times and charges off when I wake up screaming...