A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Shane Watson for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if
she would sleep with Shane Watson for a million dollars, and then ask your
brother if he'd sleep with Shane Watson for a million dollars. Come back and
tell me what you learn from that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Shane Watson for a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to
fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Shane Watson for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Sunshine I would sleep with him in
a heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Shane Watson for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would
buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially'
and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million
dollars ...
But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.
