Super Thread LXXV: Remembering forgotten memories

[Twizzle]

Do you look pretty in pink Baz ?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Just bought my 100 mil winning ticket

 

[Bazal]

Do you look pretty in pink Baz ?

I don't look pretty in anything, tbh.

Except this one little black dress...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I don't look pretty in anything, tbh.

Except this one little black dress...

Is that what you got married in?

 

[Bazal]

Is that what you got married in?

It's what I got divorced in!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

It's what I got divorced in!

But did you at least look fabulous?

 

[Bazal]

But did you at least look fabulous?

Absolutely, it really accentuates my curves.

Also my balls just peek out.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Absolutely, it really accentuates my curves.

Also my balls just peek out.

Waxed?

 

[Bazal]

Waxed?

Laser treatment. They smell like cooked meat for a few days, but man are they smooth

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Do you put them in the shine-o ball-o ?

 

[Bazal]

Won at cricket again today. Shit batting performance, half a shit fielding performance, then clicked into gear and took 10/32 to win the match by ten runs. Ugly as f**k but they all count. 8 in a row, two points off first....

Now we've got two weeks off. Then four more games before finals.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Do you put them in the shine-o ball-o ?

Do you have a better suggestion?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Morning

 

[Bazal]

Do you have a better suggestion?

I normally pay a Vietnamese midget to painstakingly hand polish them

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I normally pay a Vietnamese midget to painstakingly hand polish them

From an ergonomics standpoint and oh&s, I understand.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

From an ergonomics standpoint and oh&s, I understand.

Must look huge in a midgets hand

 

[Bazal]

Must look huge in a midgets hand

I just look normal sized.

Wait...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Bit cold?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Must look huge in a midgets hand

I... Wait.... What?

I just look normal sized.

Wait...

Performance anxiety?

Bit cold?

Choke out?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Tom Brady....wow