Super Thread LXXV: Remembering forgotten memories

[sensesmaybenumbed]

It says here that you are fluent in krypton

It's Klingon, you twit.

 

[muzby]

Sadly they're all gone and I'm back at work

So you aced the interview!

Well done son!

 

[muzby]

Had my first proper cupping session today.

Ouch.

I look like a stegosaurus that’s lost it’s plates.

 

[Twizzle]

TGIF

 

[Bazal]

Had my first proper cupping session today.

Ouch.

I look like a stegosaurus that’s lost it’s plates.

Tell her she's supposed to cup them gently... Maybe fondle them a little, but no more

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Tell her she's supposed to cup them gently... Maybe fondle them a little, but no more

No digits elsewhere?

 

[Twizzle]

TGIF

 

[Bazal]

I started early on the piss and treated last night like Friday.

Regretting it now but I can at least work from the lounge. This week's been a merkin

 

[muzby]

I started early on the piss and treated last night like Friday.

Regretting it now but I can at least work from the lounge. This week's been a merkin

Sounds like you need MP7SHC (muzby’s patented seven step hangover cure)

Step 1: Grab a coffee mug, fill it halfway with milk
Step 2: Microwave for 30 seconds
Step 3: Add 1 tablespoon of instant coffee. (If you’re posh and don’t have instant, a shot of coffee from your coffee machine will do)
Step 4: Add a can of tuna
Step 5: Add one raw egg (two if you want more protein
Step 6: Stir rapidly until all is combined
Step 7: Drink in one go


If you’re still hungover after that, go see your GP as you may have alcohol poisoning.

 

[Bazal]

Sounds like you need MP7SHC (muzby’s patented seven step hangover cure)

Step 1: Grab a coffee mug, fill it halfway with milk
Step 2: Microwave for 30 seconds
Step 3: Add 1 tablespoon of instant coffee. (If you’re posh and don’t have instant, a shot of coffee from your coffee machine will do)
Step 4: Add a can of tuna
Step 5: Add one raw egg (two if you want more protein
Step 6: Stir rapidly until all is combined
Step 7: Drink in one go


If you’re still hungover after that, go see your GP as you may have alcohol poisoning.

Yeah look, thanks... But I feel like I might just stick to my triple espresso

 

[Rhino_NQ]

12 hours of sleep would be magical right now

 

[Bazal]

Or....12 hours of drinking?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Or....12 hours of drinking?

Well one of those i do often

 

[Twizzle]

are we there yet ?

 

[muzby]

are we there yet ?

This is a difficult question.

It depends on who “we” are and where “there” is for us to be able to answer the “yet” part.

We = Rhino
There = Drunk
Yet = Yes


We = Xerri
There = Finishing suspension
Yet = Hell no.


We = Football fans
There = Kickoff
Yet = Soon


We = Dragons
There = Winning a game
Yet = No

 

[Twizzle]

I was thinking more like the time when the Eels get knocked from the top of the ladder, we been there for nearly 3 months now

 

[Rhino_NQ]

This is a difficult question.

It depends on who “we” are and where “there” is for us to be able to answer the “yet” part.

We = Rhino
There = Drunk
Yet = Yes


We = Xerri
There = Finishing suspension
Yet = Hell no.


We = Football fans
There = Kickoff
Yet = Soon


We = Dragons
There = Winning a game
Yet = No

Im not as think as you drunk i am

 

[Twizzle]

another MASH fan

 

[Twizzle]

Still on top

TGIF

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Homebrew is a success