Super Thread LXXV: Remembering forgotten memories

[muzby]

Cheat?

No, that's hansie cronje

Or 'handle crinkle' as my autocorrect would have you believe..

 

[Twizzle]

TGIF

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Rum & vodka sampling in Schofields, interesting...

 

[BestHookerFarrah]

Rum & vodka sampling in Schofields, interesting...

You suck at cricket.

 

[Bazal]

Rum & vodka sampling in Schofields, interesting...

Don't you have any good products in your portfolio....?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Don't you have any good products in your portfolio....?

You would love Wenneker schnapps, has Tuggeranong written all over it...

 

[Bazal]

Pfffft...schnapps is far too ethnic for Tuggers...

 

[muzby]

Don't you have any good products in your portfolio....?

I do..

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I do..

The Kwik e mart?

 

[Twizzle]

bah humbug, Christmas parties suck

my hangover would kill about 5 dogs

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

So our cricket game got canned after the opposition tried to start a blue with our umpire...

 

[Bazal]

Split my face open in the field....diving left, f**king ball reared off a fgt soccer marking got under my arm and smacked me square between the eyes...le sigh

 

[Twizzle]

So our cricket game got canned after the opposition tried to start a blue with our umpire...

Split my face open in the field....diving left, f**king ball reared off a fgt soccer marking got under my arm and smacked me square between the eyes...le sigh

nothing like a good cricket yarn

 

[Bazal]

Missus made me get an X-ray this morning. Turns out there's a hairline fracture where my eye socket and the bridge of my nose meet. Stupid cricket ball. Stupid soccer.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Time to get a lid for fielding...

 

[muzby]

Split my face open in the field....diving left, f**king ball reared off a fgt soccer marking got under my arm and smacked me square between the eyes...le sigh

Didn't they select you for your fielding skills?

 

[Bazal]

Didn't they select you for your fielding skills?

I saved four!

 

[muzby]

I saved four!

Four teeth? I hope you put them in milk.. apparently that helps preserve them

 

[Bazal]

Four teeth? I hope you put them in milk.. apparently that helps preserve them

Nah mate, I sold them to some souffs fans. Big market there for spare teeth

 

[muzby]

Nah mate, I sold them to some souffs fans. Big market there for spare teeth

And by 'sold' you are inferring there was some kind of cash paid?