Super Thread LXXV: Remembering forgotten memories

[Rhino_NQ]

Any of you merkins want to do supercoach this season?

 

[Twizzle]

no

there is one in the Sharks forum if you want some one to play with

 

[Misanthrope]

no

there is one in the Sharks forum if you want some one to play with

Ew. Sharks fans.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

no

there is one in the Sharks forum if you want some one to play with

Did you just suggest playing with slothfield?

I knew you were twisted but.....dude

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Lousy Sixers

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I mean, awesome Sixers

 

[Bazal]

I mean, awesome Sixers

Yeah the boys

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Glen maxwell is venturing into nathan hindmarsh territory

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Yeah the boys

I wrote them off before a ball was bowled. Never been so happy to eat my words!

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Glen maxwell is venturing into nathan hindmarsh territory

Maxwell is a merkin, he can only dream of being as successful and popular as Hindmarsh.

 

[Misanthrope]

I went out to a local wine bar last night for a stand-up comedy open mic.

The comedy was abysmal. An Iranian, two Indians, and a Georgian just mumbling and telling anecdotes rather than jokes. I would say each comic had maybe one chuckle-worthy moment, with the MC being the funniest of the lot.

But the wine... the wine! I had nine glasses of a fantastic white, bought a bottle of red for the table, and bought my wife a glass of red (she also polished off a good portion of the other bottles) for less than $40 USD.

Also, Chacha (Georgian brandy) is essentially a paint-stripper.

Epic night, but the downside is that I now feel like a syphilitic monkey throat-f**ked me.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I went out to a local wine bar last night for a stand-up comedy open mic.

The comedy was abysmal. An Iranian, two Indians, and a Georgian just mumbling and telling anecdotes rather than jokes. I would say each comic had maybe one chuckle-worthy moment, with the MC being the funniest of the lot.

But the wine... the wine! I had nine glasses of a fantastic white, bought a bottle of red for the table, and bought my wife a glass of red (she also polished off a good portion of the other bottles) for less than $40 USD.

Also, Chacha (Georgian brandy) is essentially a paint-stripper.

Epic night, but the downside is that I now feel like a syphilitic monkey throat-f**ked me.

I'd love to say I feel sympathy for you, but...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I'd love to say I feel sympathy for you, but...

What about for the monkey?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

What about for the monkey?

It's in a better place now....

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Have a date tonight. Thank you bumble

 

[Twizzle]

Have a date tonight. Thank you bumble

*grinder*

 

[Misanthrope]

Fatality.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

*grinder*

Meat or pepper?

 

[Bazal]

Meat or pepper?

Coffee, I would have thought

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Well, back to Uni I go. Off to study primary teaching.