Superthread 38

[Ozzy]

Obviously, however he was pointing out Hala's error in sticking two V's in, which when read along the line adds the numerals up to 43.

Yeah I knew I was just being a smartarse (about the only part of me that is).

 

[Skinner]

Obviously, however he was pointing out Hala's error in sticking two V's in, which when read along the line adds the numerals up to 43.

Absolutely on the nail Tim

 

[woodyk2]

You are all old and will probably die long before me.

I believe that makes me the winner.

Careful. I know...or knew a smartarse who said that a couple of years ago.

 

[woodyk2]

Told myself i'd have most of this week off...bored shiteless.

 

[Earl]

i am also bored

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm great as usual which never gets boring.

 

[woodyk2]

I'm greater...but bored.

 

[umina panther]

I'm off work with my shitty ankle and that bored that I've clean both bathrooms, the kitchen and my bedroom this week

 

[Earl]

cleaning because your bored. now thats extreme

 

[woodyk2]

I just spotted mould on the ceiling,this could get ugly.

 

[Twizzle]

do some work you bums

 

[umina panther]

Well I'll let you guys in on a secret. I had a lady friend come over and do the bathrooms but my housemates don't have to know that.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I just spotted mould on the ceiling,this could get ugly.

Fire will fix that right up.

However, results may vary....

Spot test an inconspicuous area first. Somewhere like the toilets at Souffs leagues. However, beware little country, and Nemithith if you enter via the carpark.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Well I'll let you guys in on a secret. I had a lady friend come over and do the bathrooms but my housemates don't have to know that.

Is that all she did?:sarcasm:

Boom boom!

 

[Ozzy]

Is that all she did?:sarcasm:

Boom boom!

Ugh, a Dad joke.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Ugh, a Dad joke.

I know. Wife is 20 weeks preggers. In heavy training for 'dad's jokes'.

Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A. No idea.



Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A. Still no idea


One for the 21st...
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs having sex?

A. F*%#ing STILL NO IDEA!



Man who run in front of car get tyred.
Man who run behind car get exhausted...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Senses if you don't stop this nonsense you are going on my list.

A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman looks at him and says 'sorry we don't serve your kind here'. The mushroom isn't impressed but remains calm : 'Why not, I'm a fungi.'.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

A man walks into a bar. Says "ouch".

 

[umina panther]

haha not bad ^

 

[Earl]

terrible terrible terrible jokes