Superthread 38

[AlwaysGreen]

What do you call a man whose clothes are made of paper?

Russell.

 

[umina panther]

Why did the cow win the Nobel prize?

Because he was out standing in he's field.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

2 sausages are sizzling in a pan, one goes 'Geez it's hot in there" the other goes "ARGHH!! a talking sausage!!"

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off a wall.

Rick O'Shea.

 

[dogslife]

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off a wall.

Rick O'Shea.

Wife is casting very disapproving looks in my giggling direction. If this continues, child shall be born into single parent family.

What do you get at easter if you pour petrol down a rabbit hole and set it alight?

Hot cross bunnies...

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I just spotted mould on the ceiling,this could get ugly.

Put a few drops of clove oil in water in a spray bottle, shake well and spray the mould. Leave for an hour or so then come back and wipe with damp sponge. Clove oil kills that shit stone dead. Exit mould just bleaches over it.

 

[Ozzy]

What is black, liquid and swears a lot?

Crude oil.

 

[Earl]

 

[9701]

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob

 

[Ozzy]

I heard that the police have the problem in hand. :sarcasm:

 

[Monk]

dafuq

 

[9701]

what do you call a man hanging on a wall?

Art

 

[Ozzy]

Not to forget the oldie:

My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Terrible.

 

[dogslife]

Not a good week to be Bunniesman it seems

 

[Dani]

Didn't get the promotion i wanted. Sad.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Not a good week to be Bunniesman it seems

:lol:

 

[woodyk2]

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Eileen...

What you call a one legged chinese woman?
Irene.

 

[woodyk2]

Put a few drops of clove oil in water in a spray bottle, shake well and spray the mould. Leave for an hour or so then come back and wipe with damp sponge. Clove oil kills that shit stone dead. Exit mould just bleaches over it.

Cheers,i shall give it a go.