Superthread 38

[9701]

What do you call a man with a government subsidy?
Grant


What do you call a guy water skiing with no arms and no legs?
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[Big Pete]

Recess & Canteen don't even sound Australian.

 

[9701]

what's slower than a queenslander?

A far north Queenslander, it takes them an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

 

[9701]

Recess & Canteen don't even sound Australian.

little lunch and big lunch sounds about preschool level when you think about it

 

[BDR]

I really hope you realise your jokes are f**king terrible. At first I thought you were posting them ironically but the fact that you keep doing it makes me worry.

Just looking out for you bro

 

[BDR]

My school went with morning tea and afternoon tea. Adds an aristocratic flair when compared to peasant language like recess.

 

[Monk]

Was called the Tuck Shop in primary school.
Canteen in highschool.

Yolo.

 

[9701]

I really hope you realise your jokes are f**king terrible. At first I thought you were posting them ironically but the fact that you keep doing it makes me worry.

Just looking out for you bro

All in jest mate, spent 8 years in the ville in the army hence the jokes about Nth QLD and QLD.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

If you don't like Queensland, you can just get out!

I am, this coming Monday

 

[Big Pete]

My school went with morning tea and afternoon tea. Adds an aristocratic flair when compared to peasant language like recess.

Same here.

Then again, I only went to private schools.

 

[Red Bear]

So paralympics start shortly. Parramatta vs St George the likely highlight of the first weekend of competition.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

So paralympics start shortly. Parramatta vs St George the likely highlight of the first weekend of competition.

:lol:

Pay that.

 

[HowHigh]

lol @ samsung... paid apple their 1 billion dollars in 5 cent coins
http://en.paperblog.com/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cents-coins-294795/



edit....think its fake

 

[BunniesMan]

It was little lunch in primary school and recess in high school. And 'canteen', always 'canteen'.

The term 'tuck shop' seems antiquated. Like the rest of Queensland. Although I've never been north of Surfers Paradise so I'm just making wild assumptions.

 

[BunniesMan]

lol @ samsung... paid apple their 1 billion dollars in 5 cent coins
http://en.paperblog.com/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cents-coins-294795/



edit....think its fake

I'm an apple fan and even I found that hilarious. How did they even manage to get their hands on 20 billion coins?

 

[umina panther]

I was asked to leave high school twice so i dont think i can contribute much to this haha

 

[Big Pete]

:lol: Whatcha do umina?

 

[BDR]

I'm an apple fan and even I found that hilarious. How did they even manage to get their hands on 20 billion coins?

It's clearly fake...

 

[dogslife]

Morning tea and lunch when I was at school. Thug life

 

[umina panther]

:lol: Whatcha do umina?

First time i was wagging a lot and just going surfing. That was in year 10.
Second time i went back the next year and finished year 10 and 11 but at the start of year 12 I became homeless and was trying stay at school but had a laboring job as well and ended up just missing too much.