Superthread LI. Honouring Bruce the Ultra Moist

[Drew-Sta]

it's a hawt day in Philly.. I believe there will be a storm later on, which I cannot wait for

But, I am bored, and would like chattage.

If you were in Sydney right now, you would be grateful if it was hot!

I saw nudie pictures of Burgess last week. If I looked like him and had, um, that much going on down stairs I'd be naked permanently.

Where did you find these?! I didn't realise footy players were posting newds on Insta...

 

[Dani]

Someone linked me...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

no motivation to work, need more sleep

 

[Jason Maher]

Was he holding a street sign?

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Was he holding a street sign?

Johnson: Colonel, you better take a look at this selfie of George Burgess.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--

[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--

[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--

[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--

[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--

[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--

[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--

[cut back to headquarters]
Colonel: Johnson!
Johnson: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!

 

[Drew-Sta]

Someone linked me...

I take it you clicked 'bookmark' too? :sarcasm:

Johnson: Colonel, you better take a look at this selfie of George Burgess.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--

[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--

[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's--

[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--

[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--

[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--

[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--

[cut back to headquarters]
Colonel: Johnson!
Johnson: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!

:lol::lol::lol: Well in DKOR.

 

[Alba]

Dani, send me this link pls. I would like to examine.

 

[Dani]

I take it you clicked 'bookmark' too? :sarcasm:

I did no such thing!!




I print-screened it...

 

[Drew-Sta]

Dani, send me this link pls. I would like to examine.

For purely scientific purposes, of course. :sarcasm:

I did no such thing!!




I print-screened it...

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[MKEB...]

Geez I am seriously Jonesing for a steak & Mushroom pie right now.

 

[Dragon2010]

Finally, looking at fixing my car. Sick of all the hit 'n' run dents in. Gutless f*cking mongrels who hit me.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Finally, looking at fixing my car. Sick of all the hit 'n' run dents in. Gutless f*cking mongrels who hit me.

The merits of owning a car that is mechanically sound but aesthetically unimportant is dints and dents mean nothing provided the engine goes well.

I love cars, but the idea of buying a 'hot' car vs a 'good' car is simply signing up to throw cash at mechanics and panel beaters the second a bird shits on it.

 

[Alba]

For purely scientific purposes, of course. :sarcasm:

Of course

 

[Drew-Sta]

Of course

:lol:

No need to be embarrassed. He's a good lookin' fella.

 

[Didgi]

The merits of owning a car that is mechanically sound but aesthetically unimportant is dints and dents mean nothing provided the engine goes well.

I love cars, but the idea of buying a 'hot' car vs a 'good' car is simply signing up to throw cash at mechanics and panel beaters the second a bird shits on it.

This is wrong, and, dare I say it, un-Australian.

 

[Alba]

I dunno, it may be Tom. HA HA. Very impressive, but I think it's f'd up that people would post a pic like that for all to see!

 

[Ozzy]

If you were in Sydney right now, you would be grateful if it was hot!



Where did you find these?! I didn't realise footy players were posting newds on Insta...

:? If you really want links to the pictures (especially Souths players notably G.I and the Burger bros) I'm sure our resident wannabe policeman can help you out.

 

[Ozzy]

How many bloody weeks of this bloody cricket fagutory do we have to put up with. Piss it off to the cricket forum kthxbye

:lol: Consider yourself lucky Halla isn't posting.

 

[Dragon2010]

The merits of owning a car that is mechanically sound but aesthetically unimportant is dints and dents mean nothing provided the engine goes well.

I love cars, but the idea of buying a 'hot' car vs a 'good' car is simply signing up to throw cash at mechanics and panel beaters the second a bird shits on it.

I had that mind-set as well. But after you've had three gutless wonders hit you, in three different spots and the dents have been there for two years, you get sick of it and say "Enough is enough" time to fix at it.

Not to mention, it's just a bad look now. I purposely dished out extra cash so I could have a nicer car from the get-go. One that would last me 5-6-7 years instead of 2. If they were small dents I wouldn't care but the fact it's a massive smash on my left front bumper, my rear passenger door dented like holy hell and my driver door scraped down to rust, I think it's time I fix it.

 

[Jason Maher]

The more people bitch about cricket in ST, the more cricket will be posted about in ST.