Superthread LIV - Honouring the A-League

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Do you get as annoyed as I do?

"Did you take Prozac when you were pregnant? Is your baby deformed? We can help you sue!"

NO f**k YOU! WHY DON'T YOU KILL YOURSELF FOR BEING THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT TOOK PROZAC WITH YOUR UNBORN CHILD IN YOUR STOMACH!

To be fair though, the baby would have been deformed anyway - just slightly less so.

SUE! SUE ALL THE COMPANIES!


Really, some people should be spayed. You need a license to have a dog or a cat but any halfwitted mongoloid can get drunk at the pub and find an equally spasticated genetic anomaly to perpetuate the 'species'.

 

[Alba]

http://mobile.news.com.au/world-new...iving-her-herpes/story-fnh81jut-1226701040715

damn, I need to catch the herp from a rich dude

 

[Dani]

To be fair though, the baby would have been deformed anyway - just slightly less so.

SUE! SUE ALL THE COMPANIES!


Really, some people should be spayed. You need a license to have a dog or a cat but any halfwitted mongoloid can get drunk at the pub and find an equally spasticated genetic anomaly to perpetuate the 'species'.

I have friends that would make the most perfect parents.But even after IVF they can't conceive. It breaks my heart that any dickhead can have a baby and they can't.

 

[Alba]

To be fair though, the baby would have been deformed anyway - just slightly less so.

SUE! SUE ALL THE COMPANIES!


Really, some people should be spayed. You need a license to have a dog or a cat but any halfwitted mongoloid can get drunk at the pub and find an equally spasticated genetic anomaly to perpetuate the 'species'.

I couldn't agree with you more. There are people that can't even feed themselves, but they think it's okay to go get knocked up? WTF. It blows my mind that there are so many people that would be great parents, that cannot conceive, but these f**ktards are out there breeding to get a bigger welfare cheque and never using the money for their kids. I HATE PEOPLE!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

To be fair though, the baby would have been deformed anyway - just slightly less so.

SUE! SUE ALL THE COMPANIES!


Really, some people should be spayed. You need a license to have a dog or a cat but any halfwitted mongoloid can get drunk at the pub and find an equally spasticated genetic anomaly to perpetuate the 'species'.

Was always a fan of the plant, animal, child policy. First stage of the training is keeping a plant alive for atleast 6 months, then being able to grow atleast a fruit/vegetable in the next 6 months (pending on living conditions although if you dont have the facilities to fit a tomato plant how the hell are you going to have a kid lol), once successful care of flora is complete then you can have fauna (dog, cat, bird etc). After atleast two years of keeping a pet alive an dhappy without turning it into a feral spastic then you can have a kid.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I have friends that would make the most perfect parents.But even after IVF they can't conceive. It breaks my heart that any dickhead can have a baby and they can't.

Preaching to the choir.

I couldn't agree with you more. There are people that can't even feed themselves, but they think it's okay to go get knocked up? WTF. It blows my mind that there are so many people that would be great parents, that cannot conceive, but these f**ktards are out there breeding to get a bigger welfare cheque and never using the money for their kids. I HATE PEOPLE!

Oh, one notable specimen in the waiting room we saw when the Wife was about 4 months pregnant was railing very loudly about how they had to tie her tubes TODAY, "cause I ain't wearing no condoms, that's against the lord you fools! My kids and their daddies (4 kids in tow, all looking unrelated pretty much) need a momma who shows how to live how god wants. I gotta have them tied, stupid doctors telling me I can't smoke me some weed, I don't have some weed some bitch gon' get stabbed fools!"
She was a rough looking piece of work. Scars all over from stab wounds and terrible homestyle tatts, a very recently terribly busted lip, just ew. Hard to believe someone had put one in her let alone four.

I leaned over to another couple in the waiting room and said that her poor kids never had a chance.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I couldn't agree with you more. There are people that can't even feed themselves, but they think it's okay to go get knocked up? WTF. It blows my mind that there are so many people that would be great parents, that cannot conceive, but these f**ktards are out there breeding to get a bigger welfare cheque and never using the money for their kids. I HATE PEOPLE!

Pretty much every dropkick i know from highschool who is a former/current druggo has atleast two kids and probably one has a fulltime partner. One had two attempts to get these back on track and head to tafe to make a career out of something and got pregnant twice by accident to two different dads that stopped from her doing it, now still single and hasn't worked in 5 years. Worst thing is their names are Tristen and Caitlin, keeping the white trash movement alive and well.

 

[Alba]

Preaching to the choir.



Oh, one notable specimen in the waiting room we saw when the Wife was about 4 months pregnant was railing very loudly about how they had to tie her tubes TODAY, "cause I ain't wearing no condoms, that's against the lord you fools! My kids and their daddies (4 kids in tow, all looking unrelated pretty much) need a momma who shows how to live how god wants. I gotta have them tied, stupid doctors telling me I can't smoke me some weed, I don't have some weed some bitch gon' get stabbed fools!"
She was a rough looking piece of work. Scars all over from stab wounds and terrible homestyle tatts, a very recently terribly busted lip, just ew. Hard to believe someone had put one in her let alone four.

I leaned over to another couple in the waiting room and said that her poor kids never had a chance.

OMG was she from Philly? LOL. Sounds like the stuff you hear around here!

Pretty much every dropkick i know from highschool who is a former/current druggo has atleast two kids and probably one has a fulltime partner. One had two attempts to get these back on track and head to tafe to make a career out of something and got pregnant twice by accident to two different dads that stopped from her doing it, now still single and hasn't worked in 5 years. Worst thing is their names are Tristen and Caitlin, keeping the white trash movement alive and well.

LOL, I actually like the name Caitlyn and my nephew's name is Tristan (I hate that name though)! My sister thought naming him after her favourite Brad Pitt character was a good idea :crazy:

 

[Rhino_NQ]

OMG was she from Philly? LOL. Sounds like the stuff you hear around here!



LOL, I actually like the name Caitlyn and my nephew's name is Tristan (I hate that name though)! My sister thought naming him after her favourite Brad Pitt character was a good idea :crazy:

Aiden is another one, pretty much anything that ends in "en" or "lin" so it's easy to scream out in their incredibly bogan accents.

 

[BunniesMan]

Thought you were an A-league fan? You're such a lying little merkin

I follow a team in the A-League. Don't know how that makes me a liar. I'm not saying I've never lied in my life but I've never lied about who I support.

Don't worry BM.

If 4th place is like winning a trophy then 5th place is like coming second so that's still an achievement.

As it stands we won't get 5th. If we don't buy anyone Liverpool will finish ahead of us as well.

im sure phil hughes and joel reddy will fix all the worlds problems

Reddy will be a solid backup for Blake Ferguson.

Been reading about Chris Lane, the Aussie guy that was killed in Oklahoma. So sad

Murdering a stranger in cold blood because you're bored. The world is f**ked up.

 

[butchmcdick]

damn, I need to catch the herp from a rich dude

I can't get over this guy telling her he was clean.

Wtf ?

That is a merkin of a thing to do to another person

 

[Alba]

I lurrrrve Hayden. My fav boys names are Sam & Ryan though.

 

[Goldthorpe]

Aiden is another one, pretty much anything that ends in "en" or "lin" so it's easy to scream out in their incredibly bogan accents.

on?

 

[Alba]

I can't get over this guy telling her he was clean.

Wtf ?

That is a merkin of a thing to do to another person

He's paying for it now. At least it wasn't AIDS. 5mil will go a long way to easing her pain and suffering!

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

OMG was she from Philly? LOL. Sounds like the stuff you hear around here!

Baltimore is worse than Philly. Except for beer. And NFL. And MLB.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

on?

That too, biggest bogan i ever knew was named trenton

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I lurrrrve Hayden. My fav boys names are Sam & Ryan though.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Not painting all Bretts in a bad light, but I've yet to met a Brett that wasn't BOOOOGAAAAAN. Seriously, some Bretts I've met make the Dugan look like Steven Hawking.

 

[beave]

About to play touch footy against some army lads.

Send medics post haste!

 

[soc123_au]

Didnt know Ian G was holidaying in the UK.........

http://au.news.yahoo.com/latest/a/-/latest/18585785/uk-goat-sex-man-banned-from-farms/