Superthread LIV - Honouring the A-League

[bartman]

Might be of interest to some...

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/ne...anned-from-farms/story-fni0xqlk-1226700956902

UK goat-sex man banned from farms

AAP
August 20, 2013 11:22PM

A MAN has been banned from all farms where animals are kept after admitting having sexual intercourse with a goat.

Robert Newman, 23, will be sentenced next month after pleading guilty at North West Wiltshire Magistrates' Court in Chippenham to a charge of having sex with a living animal contrary to the Sexual Offences Act 2003.

Newman, of Potterne Road, Devizes, Wiltshire, had originally denied the offence which took place in April this year at Devizes and was due to stand trial but later pleaded guilty.

He is due to be sentenced on September 12 after a pre-sentence report has been prepared.

In the meantime Newman was released on conditional bail and must obey a curfew between 7pm and 7am. He is also not allowed to enter any land where farm animals are kept.

The offence carries a maximum sentence of six months' imprisonment on summary conviction.

 

[Didgi]

IanG's habits finally caught up with him eh..

Seriously though, how the f**k does one get caught doing that...

 

[Alba]

Slept right through! 10.5hrs!!!! Phwooooar!

 

[umina panther]

I don't swap teams.

Thought you were an A-league fan? You're such a lying little merkin

 

[Mong]

Robert Newman, 23, will be sentenced next month after pleading guilty at North West Wiltshire Magistrates' Court in Chippenham to a charge of having sex with a living animal contrary to the Sexual Offences Act 2003

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Hmmm..

Perhaps he should have waited...

 

[Skinner]

Happy Hump Day firkers

 

[Rhino_NQ]

morning

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'd like to put in an official protest against Rhino. He is bolstering his post count by being polite, every day he racks up 3 posts by saying 'morning', 'afternoon' and 'evening'. I know what time of the day it is, I do not need to be told thank you very much. He has done this for about the last year, that's close to 1000 posts that I believe he he should not be credited with.

It's an outrage.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I'd like to put in an official protest against Rhino. He is bolstering his post count by being polite, every day he racks up 3 posts by saying 'morning', 'afternoon' and 'evening'. I know what time of the day it is, I do not need to be told thank you very much. He has done this for about the last year, that's close to 1000 posts that I believe he he should not be credited with.

It's an outrage.

morning AG

 

[Dani]

Is it bed time yet?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Is it bed time yet?

im keen

 

[whall15]

So our cricketing selectors have gone beyond full genius. We're talking Arsene Wenger in the transfer market level of geniusation.

A level of geniusation so extreme you not only don't help yourself, you actively go in the opposite direction of where you need to be and for no reason at all further expose your own weaknesses.

Arsene Wenger has a thin squad and he has a 100 million pounds, so he sells many of the players he does have and replaces them with noone creating an even thinner squad when he had the ability to buy multiple stars.

Cricket Australia selectors have a team with batting as its major weakness, so they replace a batsman with a bowling allrounder who has never scored more than 89 at first class level.

f**king mongs. I should have supported Chelsea instead of Arsenal and England cricket instead of Australian cricket. At least those other parties try to improve themselves.

Don't worry BM.

If 4th place is like winning a trophy then 5th place is like coming second so that's still an achievement.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

im sure phil hughes and joel reddy will fix all the worlds problems

 

[Drew-Sta]

Morning. Working from home. Lovely!

 

[HowHigh]

Feel lile chucking a sicky and going back to sleep

 

[Dani]

Feel lile chucking a sicky and going back to sleep

Was soooo tempted. But I know how much work I have to do.

 

[HowHigh]

lol after 15 mins of being out of bed I have decided against it
I'll save it for another time

 

[Rhino_NQ]

bewbs

 

[Twizzle]

busy day for me but I work from home everyday

 

[Alba]

Good morning everyone may today be full of blessings for you all. Except a few of you. Or maybe just one of you.