Superthread LIX: Honouring Clifford & AG - Will they or won't they?

[Bazal]

Apple aren't forcing you to buy their products in the first place. If you do based on design or trends etc you deserve to get jipped.

I concur.

 

[butchmcdick]

Is there a sportsman in Australia that Candice Falzon hasn't f**ked?

Me unfortunately

 

[Pugzley]

I'm an uncle!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Me unfortunately

Butch, competitive wanking isn't a sport, trust me I've looked into it.

 

[HowHigh]

Need a new ISP, who do you kents recommend

Bigpond

 

[afinalsin666]

Need a new ISP, who do you kents recommend

Dodo. Cheap, with better speeds than the other merkins.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Plus with dodo you get a free night with Tara Reid.

 

[dogslife]

Plus with dodo you get a free night with Tara Reid.

Can't I just pay more per month and forego this option?

 

[Bazal]

On the plus side, pretty sure Tara would be up for literally anything that exists as a fetish. On the other side, pretty sure those STDs would be fatal to anyone but Tara Reid. Or Tommy Lee

 

[dogslife]

Tara Reid 10 years ago maybe, pretty sure I'd have to tie myself on to the nearest tree these days

 

[BunniesMan]

Tara Reid was a babe. A cheap trashy babe. But a babe. Now she's just cheap and trashy.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Tara Reid 10 years ago maybe, pretty sure I'd have to tie myself on to the nearest tree these days

Says the guy rooting Clifford.

 

[dogslife]

Says the guy rooting Clifford.

Saying yes to Clifford 10 years ago would've been frowned upon

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Absolutely flogged our opposition yesterday. One Day game, they scored 9/60 off 40 overs. We were 1/61 off 12 overs.

I got to bowl the last over, had one catch dropped and another missed as the slip moved himself to gully. Not happy!

 

[HowHigh]

I scored a century in a game of backyard cricket against my 10 year old cousin

 

[whall15]

Any of you homos buy an Xbox one?

I bought a PS3 for the first time the other day.

 

[whall15]

Need a new ISP, who do you kents recommend

If you live in a regional area some nobodies called Veetel are the cheapest with unlimited, they seem to be run by a couple of nice Balkan sounding people in Sydney and they don't give a shit if you pay a bill a couple of days late.

 

[whall15]

This is what I used to find them - http://bc.whirlpool.net.au/

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As an aside Dodo are the biggest pack of merkins, took them weeks to get the internet hooked up here last year, after a while I gave up and just went with the aforementioned Veetel.

 

[Misanthrope]

I woke up this morning to a 1x1 pool of ice cold water under my desk. It seems that whenever it rains now, my sixth floor apartment is somehow going to flood from the floor boards up.

I have three soaked towels beneath me and when I contacted my landlord, was asked to wait until tomorrow.

I'm sure it won't be raining tomorrow and they'll just look at it and say 'all is well'.

I'm going to request a change of apartment. Riddled with cockroaches all summer and now floods whenever it rains.

 

[Jubileeboy]

I woke up this morning to a 1x1 pool of ice cold water under my desk. It seems that whenever it rains now, my sixth floor apartment is somehow going to flood from the floor boards up.

I have three soaked towels beneath me and when I contacted my landlord, was asked to wait until tomorrow.

I'm sure it won't be raining tomorrow and they'll just look at it and say 'all is well'.

I'm going to request a change of apartment. Riddled with cockroaches all summer and now floods whenever it rains.

Sounds like a Poltergeist to me