Superthread LIX: Honouring Clifford & AG - Will they or won't they?

[butchmcdick]

It's obviously a NSW conspiracy, butch :sarcasm:

Word

 

[butchmcdick]

Some expert level bumping and loudstrat trolloing on the main board lads.

Had me cracking up

 

[DB]

It's obviously a NSW conspiracy, butch :sarcasm:

Where's Indonesia?

THAT'S IN QUEENSLAND

 

[God-King Dean]

Proud dad moment:

We went to my sister inlaws 23rd birthday party on Saturday. It was a pool party at the inlaws house for lunch so we brought the 22 month old muchkins along too.

Soooooo the munchkins are doing the rounds being all cute and stuff and my son goes up to one of the young ladies there who has just gotten out of the pool. She just had a bikini on and he goes up to her, arms out stretched saying "cuddles, cuddles". Being the irresistible little fella that he is she picks him up and gives him a big hug. Now thats not the part that made me proud, what he did next was. She carried him around back to her seat and when she sat down his head was at boob height. Without hesitation he buries his face in her cleavage (which was substantial mind you) and proceed to motorboat her chesticles. He pulled his head out, giggled, then did it again.

I have never been so bloody chuffed in my life. Being a dad f**king rules

lol, cute.

Can't wait til I have my own little rapist.

 

[Monk]

Why are dentist receptionists always so f**king hawt?

 

[Joker's Wild]

lol, cute.

Can't wait til I have my own little rapist.

She picked him up so that counts as consent :sarcasm:

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Why are dentist receptionists always so f**king hawt?

you'd whiten her teeth?

 

[Drew-Sta]

I'll need a shovel, an unmarked grave and an alibi after I finish with my father in law. Far out. He still hasn't visited my wife despite her going through the pregnancy from hell and claims he's the injured party as she's overreacted by claiming he puts work over his kids all the time.

It's only murder if the jury thinks its unjust, right?

/Christian good senses being put aside as ANGER RISING!

 

[whall15]

You'll be right as long as you stone him to death iirc.

 

[Twizzle]

how's the family Drew ?

 

[Dani]

I'm officially the most bored person on earth..

 

[Drew-Sta]

You'll be right as long as you stone him to death iirc.

:lol: Aaaaaand there's how you cheer me up

how's the family Drew ?

The little one is doing great. We are blessed to have her to be honest. She sleeps, she doesn't cry much, she is smiling - what a charmer!

Wife is going well but still very sore.

Most of the rest of the family have been great! Just her dad and grandmother.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

/Christian good senses being put aside as ANGER RISING!

I'm a good what now?

:lol: Aaaaaand there's how you cheer me up



The little one is doing great. We are blessed to have her to be honest. She sleeps, she doesn't cry much, she is smiling - what a charmer!

Wife is going well but still very sore.

Most of the rest of the family have been great! Just her dad and grandmother.

Glad to hear things are going ok. The wife will feel better day by day - both physically and emotionally. Just be a shoulder to cry on for a few weeks and try to just be there. Sneak in a couple of quiet beers for yourself of an evening as well.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I'm officially the most bored person on earth..

getting nakies and running around yelling is always fun

 

[Dani]

getting nakies and running around yelling is always fun

Well I'd have a huge audience...

 

[butchmcdick]

Why are dentist receptionists always so f**king hawt?

If you had a business would you like a hottie to be the first thing clients see when they enter it or some ugly skank ?

 

[Drew-Sta]

I'm a good what now?

Ah ha! Your first name!

Glad to hear things are going ok. The wife will feel better day by day - both physically and emotionally. Just be a shoulder to cry on for a few weeks and try to just be there. Sneak in a couple of quiet beers for yourself of an evening as well.

The best thing is she's wanted to drink wine each night after expressing. I've been glad to support that!

 

[butchmcdick]

I'll need a shovel, an unmarked grave and an alibi after I finish with my father in law. Far out. He still hasn't visited my wife despite her going through the pregnancy from hell and claims he's the injured party as she's overreacted by claiming he puts work over his kids all the time.

It's only murder if the jury thinks its unjust, right?

/Christian good senses being put aside as ANGER RISING!

Ahh family

Wait till they start to point out everyting you are doing wrong as a parent

 

[Rhino_NQ]

If you had a business would you like a hottie to be the first thing clients see when they enter it or some ugly skank ?

that logic hasn't made it to biloela yet

 

[butchmcdick]

Ah ha! Your first name!



The best thing is she's wanted to drink wine each night after expressing. I've been glad to support that!

Drew this might be a stupid question but you guys know the alcohol is also excreted in the breast milk