Dani
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Just march down there and tell him to f**k off now.
Pre-emptive strike!
Nah. It's nice to feel wanted. Happens about twice in my life.
Edit - still doesn't mean I'd touch him with someone elses bits.
Just march down there and tell him to f**k off now.
Pre-emptive strike!
I would go with the Borat approach.
Send him a nice picture of your cleavage immediately followed by a text saying-
"You can't have this, you can't have this nah nah neh nah nah".
It's "you will never get dis" GOD
Fantabulous idea. I'll even put on that bra he likes. Winning.
Heh. I would never actually do that.
Always comes back to bite you on the arse.
How you doing with everything Drew? No more chest pains?
Rookie. You needed more port or Hahn Ice. Got me through every assessment, never missed one!
Heh. I would never actually do that.
Always comes back to bite you on the arse.
Tis only cleavage.
Nothing too incriminating and certainly nothing that you wouldn't see at the beach.
You don't send him a picture. You put on a lingerie and sexy slightly see through robe and invite him over, then you open the soir but leave the screen door locked so he can see you but can't touch then you tell him to f**k off.
When I'm a billionaire and have a mansion with great security, I will do that then release the hounds because it will be funny and men deserve it.