Superthread LVIII - Honouring the mighty Chiko

[Cliffhanger]

I have always dreamed of doing that, I don't think I have the discipline though. I'd be like alright you can come in and watch me masturbate but no sex and then he'll get sex because I am weak.

 

[Skinner]

Got the pathology results yesterday. No sign of anything sinister. He's sending me to a cardiologist for completeness sake. So that's good

This is goodness. At least he will give you an ECG. I'm astounded the GP didn't do one.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

yikes

 

[Dani]

I miss sex

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I miss sex

i've heard of this sex thing, i should try it occasionally.

 

[Dani]

i've heard of this sex thing, i should try it occasionally.

It's a trap.

 

[urban eel]

This is probably going to be right. Down to about the minute.

I'll take my prize now

 

[Cliffhanger]

Penises are kind of like chocolate you always want to sample like a dozen but you know if you choose too many you will become a social outcast and your body will be ruined.

 

[Dani]

So my fat is in direct correlation to penis consumption? Oh shi...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Bm must be obese then

 

[Drew-Sta]

Ever had an anxiety attack Drew? The first time I had one I thought I was having a heart attack. May be something to look in to?

Sorry if that's a bit too open. You don't have to answer, just wanted to make sure you're ok.

Totally ok. I don't believe I've had one, but I'm open to the possibility that it could be such a thing. From personal evaluation, it seems to be related to exercise; when I am holding my breath as I do something (like tighten a screw etc), it occasionally happens then.

So I think it might be something to do with my chambers, TBH.

This is goodness. At least he will give you an ECG. I'm astounded the GP didn't do one.

He gave me a cardiogram, but doesn't have an ECG machine; hence the referral. To be honest, he has taken the issue seriously and I'm glad about that. When he got the path results back that were clear I thought he'd send me away; instead he told me to go the cardiologist to get an ECG and do a stress test (jump on a treadmill etc) to rule everything out.

I'm fairly certain there's something going on as I can feel pressure in the left side of my neck, but it isn't severe. I suspect I have something.

I am feeling better lately though. But I do know when there's something wrong and I feel like there's something wrong now. I am not certain its life threatening at this point though, which is why I'm trying to stay calm and do it in good time. There's no point getting worked up about it as that will simply cause me to stress and probably bring something on.

 

[Cliffhanger]

You're not fat and I never think my analogies through enough.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

noone is fat until they join me in the 120+kg club

 

[urban eel]

Gastro bugs are great for weight loss

 

[Dani]

You're not fat and I never think my analogies through enough.

If it was true id be anorexic :lol: :lol:

 

[Cliffhanger]

I didn't mean like that. I mean I always want to eat heaps of candy but know I should just stop at one, just like I always have interest in a few guys but know I just have to stop at one. Too much candy would make me fat, too much penis would wreck my bits.

 

[Dani]

I know I know. I was trying to be amusing and self depreciating all in one

 

[BDR]

you really are a lunatic cliff

 

[Drew-Sta]

I know I know. I was trying to be amusing and self depreciating all in one

Hot tip - you're funnier when you're not self deprecating ;-) And I mean that in a genuine, we really like you type of way.

 

[dogslife]

I have always dreamed of doing that, I don't think I have the discipline though. I'd be like alright you can come in and watch me masturbate but no sex and then he'll get sex because I am weak.

Duly noted