Superthread LX - Celebrating Misanthrope's Birth

[whall15]

I've now got Boston in my head!

Boston is a city not a state. :sarcasm:

 

[Misanthrope]

Boston is a city not a state. :sarcasm:

:lol: Haven't had a girl from Massachusetts yet.

 

[Dani]

Its more than a feeling...MORE THAN A FEEEEELINGGGG.

 

[Dutchy]

Just ate a pretzel that looked like a Hakenkreuz.

 

[Dani]

I've had entirely too many one night stands, but I'm so nice that I end up making friends with all of them :lol:

And yes, you do deserve better.

They're just not for me. I know I'm in a minority and I don't judge at all


Sometimes my burrrgina (hormones) tell me otherwise. But I know I do deep down

 

[Misanthrope]

They're just not for me. I know I'm in a minority and I don't judge at all


Sometimes my burrrgina (hormones) tell me otherwise. But I know I do deep down

I don't much enjoy them either. Sex is much better once you know what the person likes, and it's rare you'll figure that out during a drunk f**k.

Of course, I'm sure sportive cupid disagrees. She wouldn't have had any sex if it weren't for men being paralytic.

 

[dogslife]

Just ate a pretzel that looked like a Hakenkreuz.

Dutchy ist durstig

 

[Dani]

Hows your back Dutchy?

 

[MsAnneThrope]

I've had entirely too many one night stands, but I'm so nice that I end up making friends with all of them :lol:

And yes, you do deserve better.

One night stands are beautiful. The thump of bass and the sweaty heat of the night club. The way his eyes are vacant and look over my right shoulder while we grind. The taste of beer and cigarettes and sweat on his lips. The way he keeps looking around for something better, but the club is all just guys and me now.

The panic in his eyes when he realizes that I am in the cab with him. The resignation in his eyes and sigh when he realizes that its going to happen.

The only thing better than the orgasm is the fact is watching him make excuses in the morning for leaving. Like I care. I've already got what I wanted - hot sex and some of his dna on my chins.

 

[Misanthrope]

Hows your back Dutchy?

What on earth did you do to him?

 

[Dutchy]

Hows your back Dutchy?

Great after a sleep!

One night stands are beautiful. The thump of bass and the sweaty heat of the night club. The way his eyes are vacant and look over my right shoulder while we grind. The taste of beer and cigarettes and sweat on his lips. The way he keeps looking around for something better, but the club is all just guys and me now.

The panic in his eyes when he realizes that I am in the cab with him. The resignation in his eyes and sigh when he realizes that its going to happen.

The only thing better than the orgasm is the fact is watching him make excuses in the morning for leaving. Like I care. I've already got what I wanted - hot sex and some of his dna on my chins.

:lol: :lol:

 

[dogslife]

One night stands are beautiful. The thump of bass and the sweaty heat of the night club. The way his eyes are vacant and look over my right shoulder while we grind. The taste of beer and cigarettes and sweat on his lips. The way he keeps looking around for something better, but the club is all just guys and me now.

The panic in his eyes when he realizes that I am in the cab with him. The resignation in his eyes and sigh when he realizes that its going to happen.

The only thing better than the orgasm is the fact is watching him make excuses in the morning for leaving. Like I care. I've already got what I wanted - hot sex and some of his dna on my chins.

You just gave my heart an erection

 

[Bazal]

I have bagels.

 

[Dani]

I have a bottle of warm water

 

[Apey]

One night stands are beautiful. The thump of bass and the sweaty heat of the night club. The way his eyes are vacant and look over my right shoulder while we grind. The taste of beer and cigarettes and sweat on his lips. The way he keeps looking around for something better, but the club is all just guys and me now.

The panic in his eyes when he realizes that I am in the cab with him. The resignation in his eyes and sigh when he realizes that its going to happen.

The only thing better than the orgasm is the fact is watching him make excuses in the morning for leaving. Like I care. I've already got what I wanted - hot sex and some of his dna on my chins.

I have a tear in my eye, that was beautiful

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Leaving the supermarket, off home for boozing and whoring...

 

[Drew-Sta]

One night stands are beautiful. The thump of bass and the sweaty heat of the night club. The way his eyes are vacant and look over my right shoulder while we grind. The taste of beer and cigarettes and sweat on his lips. The way he keeps looking around for something better, but the club is all just guys and me now.

The panic in his eyes when he realizes that I am in the cab with him. The resignation in his eyes and sigh when he realizes that its going to happen.

The only thing better than the orgasm is the fact is watching him make excuses in the morning for leaving. Like I care. I've already got what I wanted - hot sex and some of his dna on my chins.

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Monk]

Ms has a way with words

 

[Misanthrope]

I have bagels.

I want bagels!

 

[Dani]

My view.