Superthread LXIII - Honouring the attractive women that exist in reality

[Non Terminator]

Morning.

Baby just slept from 7:30pm to 6:50am.

Thank you God.

You sorcerer.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Just a heads up for you all.

Got a very official looking email from "Australia Post" yesterday saying that they had tried to deliver my parcel, delivery number - &$xyz# on Monday but no one was home. The email then gives you a link and asks you to click on it to download the necessary form to take to the post office to collect your parcel.

Neither the missus nor I are expecting any parcels by post at the moment and I'm always sceptical of any unsolicited email directing you anywhere so I googled it and sure enough, it is a scam.

Just pointing this out for everyone because it's a very convincing looking email and if you were actually expecting some sort of parcel by post, it would be an easy one to fall for.

 

[Drew-Sta]

How good is it when they sleep through?

Just makes everyone's life that little bit easier..

It's usually 5:30am, which is still good. But golly - I feel 10000000x better for the extra hour and a bit.

You sorcerer.

Ha. I wish it was. We did nothing to deserve it. Thankful, to be sure. If there was an incantation we could do I'd surely pass it around... for a price :sarcasm:

 

[umina panther]

3 lads tried to mug a mate of mine last night. He managed to fight them off but he got stabbed in the leg twice. Umina is too small a place for these bum bag wearing little f**ks to hide

 

[Joker's Wild]

It's called 'choking'...

Souffs fans should be well experienced in this over the last 4 finals series they've played in..

 

[Drew-Sta]

3 lads tried to mug a mate of mine last night. He managed to fight them off but he got stabbed in the leg twice. Umina is too small a place for these bum bag wearing little f**ks to hide

How did he fight them off when he was stabbed in the leg?

Tough bloke.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Yeh, Dragons have written the book on choking. If it wasn't for the Storm rorting being exposed in 2010, the Dragons would have choked that year as well.

2010 = Claytons premiership.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

How did he fight them off when he was stabbed in the leg?

Tough bloke.

I think UP is friends with Chuck Norris tbh.

 

[umina panther]

Yeah he fought them off. He's over 6 foot and a pretty big dude. We'll find these scumf**ks ive got no doubts

 

[Drew-Sta]

Yeh, Dragons have written the book on choking. If it wasn't for the Storm rorting being exposed in 2010, the Dragons would have choked that year as well.

2010 = Claytons premiership.

:lol:

I think UP is friends with Chuck Norris tbh.

Sounds like it.

Yeah he fought them off. He's over 6 foot and a pretty big dude. We'll find these scumf**ks ive got no doubts

A little vigilante justice eh?

 

[muzby]

Yeh, Dragons have written the book on choking. If it wasn't for the Storm rorting being exposed in 2010, the Dragons would have choked that year as well.

2010 = Claytons premiership.

so 2002 doesn't count either then.. nor that one you blokes won by being sneaky and convincing the tigers not to turn up..


My favourite souffs choke was in 2010, round 26..

Dragons rested most of their team in readiness for the finals.. we fielded a team that even the 2013 dragons would have defeated..

All souffs had to do was win, and you would have made the finals..

Instead they were blasted off the park, including the best falcon try-assist you'll ever see..

Of course, then there was round 26 2011.......

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Two for the price of one.

That was some quality bait.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Two for the price of one.

That was some quality bait.

All you've got is bait, DKoR; you certainly don't have any recent silverware ;-)

 

[Jason Maher]

May as well make it three...

You'd kill to see your team win a Clayton's Premiership. Perhaps if it is found out that the Roosters rorted last year, you might be a chance. Probably need Manly to get done as well.

 

[madunit]

nor that one you blokes won by being sneaky and convincing the tigers not to turn up..

Souths played no part in Balmain's forfeit. I have researched this thoroughly and will be writing an article for Men of League about it and some other matters at the time.

sadly.

 

[Non Terminator]

Looking forward to that one MU

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

In Berry, think I have a flat battery. Call NRMA.

In Nowra, need a new alternator...

 

[madunit]

Lets be facetious shall we
2013 - Alleged Salary Cap Cheats beat Drug Cheating Hartley's
2012 - Salary Cap Cheats beat Salary Cap Cheats
2011 - Drug Cheating Hartley's beat Salary Cap Cheats
2010 - Morris was in beat Alleged Salary Cap Cheats
2009 - Salary Cap Cheats beat Parramatta
2008 - Drug Cheating Hartley's beat Salary Cap Cheats
2007 - Salary Cap Cheats beat Drug Cheating Hartley's
2006 - Alleged Salary Cap Cheats beat Salary Cap Cheats
2005 - Wests Tigers beat North Queensland

thus, the only recent legitimate premiers who won fair and square are the Wests Tigers

 

[madunit]

Looking forward to that one MU

it might be a bit long for one Men of League magazine, so I'm trying to figure out how I can turn it into two pieces

I remember in the F7's sometimes struggling to reach 750 words.

Now I'm struggling to keep articles under 1600 words.

The notes for my next piece are already 2500 words long and I haven't finished the research yet.

 

[muzby]

Souths played no part in Balmain's forfeit. I have researched this thoroughly and will be writing an article for Men of League about it and some other matters at the time.

sadly.