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Packing some groceries away and the wife dropped and smashed a litre bottle of fish sauce on the kitchen floor. Went under the fridge, the dishwasher and all over one of the cupboards.

Spent the last hour cleaning, sweeping and mopping. Have moved fridges, dishwashers cleaned around and underneath everything and the kitchen still stinks.

FML.
 

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Packing some groceries away and the wife dropped and smashed a litre bottle of fish sauce on the kitchen floor. Went under the fridge, the dishwasher and all over one of the cupboards.

Spent the last hour cleaning, sweeping and mopping. Have moved fridges, dishwashers cleaned around and underneath everything and the kitchen still stinks.

FML.

f**k your life indeed. That stuff smells terrible after a few hours...and lasts for weeks sometimes.
 

muzby

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Packing some groceries away and the wife dropped and smashed a litre bottle of fish sauce on the kitchen floor. Went under the fridge, the dishwasher and all over one of the cupboards.

Spent the last hour cleaning, sweeping and mopping. Have moved fridges, dishwashers cleaned around and underneath everything and the kitchen still stinks.

FML.

why didn't you just say "see ya" and head to the pub? she'd surely give you a call when it was fine to come back?
 

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Packing some groceries away and the wife dropped and smashed a litre bottle of fish sauce on the kitchen floor. Went under the fridge, the dishwasher and all over one of the cupboards.

Spent the last hour cleaning, sweeping and mopping. Have moved fridges, dishwashers cleaned around and underneath everything and the kitchen still stinks.

FML.

Get some aniseed oil or aniseed soap from a fishing/tackle shop. That stuff kills the smell like nothing else. We had the same issue (But with fish guts). Washed that stuff in the kitchen. Bang. Smell gone.
 

muzby

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and on another note, f**king stupid f**king touch f**king footy f**king semi f**king final.

i hate f**king losing.



nothing that a few vodkas and a dinner of cocktail frankfurts & sauce won't fix..

ah well, at least i get next thursday night free...
 
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Gone to bed now. Can't wait to see how the kitchen smells when I get up tomorrow morning.

Next to the fish sauce was olive oil, vinegar, soy sauce.

Any one of those would have been 1000x better.

Nope. She hit the jackpot.
 
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Packing some groceries away and the wife dropped and smashed a litre bottle of fish sauce on the kitchen floor. Went under the fridge, the dishwasher and all over one of the cupboards.

Spent the last hour cleaning, sweeping and mopping. Have moved fridges, dishwashers cleaned around and underneath everything and the kitchen still stinks.

FML.

im sure the ants will take care of the rest
 

Bazal

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Get some aniseed oil or aniseed soap from a fishing/tackle shop. That stuff kills the smell like nothing else. We had the same issue (But with fish guts). Washed that stuff in the kitchen. Bang. Smell gone.

Nothing touches fish sauce....
 

muzby

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make sure the insurance is paid up, get all your valuables out of the house, then torch the f**ker and cut your losses..

then buy a new (non fish sauce smelling) house with the insurance money..

make sure there is no souffs paraphernalia left lying around though...

the insurance companies are wise to souffs fans..
 

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How can Bruce Dickinson and Brian Johnson still hit all the high notes at their age? It's something akin to a miracle.
 
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