Superthread LXIX - Honouring Mork from Ork - RIP Robin Williams

[Dragon2010]

You're not drunk enough if you can still type.

You know, it's quite easy to be drunk and still keep composure. It's quickly fading now. At the bar in the hotel and a few more shots down. :lol:

 

[butchmcdick]

You know, it's quite easy to be drunk and still keep composure. It's quickly fading now. At the bar in the hotel and a few more shots down. :lol:

Drop the d bomb and the Aussie accent

 

[Dragon2010]

Drop the d bomb and the Aussie accent

Don't tell me what to do.

 

[muzby]

d bomb?

 

[butchmcdick]

Don't tell me what to do.

:lol::lol:

Because u have sucha Bigga penis

 

[butchmcdick]

d bomb?

The lad is studying medicine

Sometime ago I told him about an ENT surgeon I got on the piss at the footy with who told me that he used to use the fact that he was studying medicine to pick up chicks so much his mates called it dropping the d bomb

I'm a nurse and I can tell u that even the ugliest most socially awkward f**k up can get mad pussy as long as the are either doctors or studying to be one

 

[muzby]

The lad is studying medicine

Sometime ago I told him about an ENT surgeon I got on the piss at the footy with who told me that he used to use the fact that he was studying medicine to pick up chicks so much his mates called it dropping the d bomb

I'm a nurse and I can tell u that even the ugliest most socially awkward f**k up can get mad pussy as long as the are either doctors or studying to be one

ahhh gotcha..

yeah one of mates is a doctor, that fact used to serve him well (married now)..

although something he did mention was the fact he hates people being call dr if they aren't a medical doctor..

and given my next step for study would be my (non medical) doctorate, i was debating doing it, just to piss him off (cause that's the kind of friend i am )

but then i also worked out that's a hell of a lot of time and money to sink into pissing someone off..

but then again, i also enjoy expensive pranks.. For the same friend i once spent a couple of hundred dollars buying 2nd hand junk off eBay and having it sent to him.. he just started recieving rather random crap from lots of people he didn't know...

really weirded him out, as he had no idea why anyone would send him false teeth, cooked pancakes, broken computer monitors etc..

 

[Dragon2010]

:lol::lol:

Because u have sucha Bigga penis

Not like I walk around naked...

The lad is studying medicine

Sometime ago I told him about an ENT surgeon I got on the piss at the footy with who told me that he used to use the fact that he was studying medicine to pick up chicks so much his mates called it dropping the d bomb

I'm a nurse and I can tell u that even the ugliest most socially awkward f**k up can get mad pussy as long as the are either doctors or studying to be one

I need to start being more vocal about that then.

ahhh gotcha..

yeah one of mates is a doctor, that fact used to serve him well (married now)..

although something he did mention was the fact he hates people being call dr if they aren't a medical doctor..

and given my next step for study would be my (non medical) doctorate, i was debating doing it, just to piss him off (cause that's the kind of friend i am )

but then i also worked out that's a hell of a lot of time and money to sink into pissing someone off..

but then again, i also enjoy expensive pranks.. For the same friend i once spent a couple of hundred dollars buying 2nd hand junk off eBay and having it sent to him.. he just started recieving rather random crap from lots of people he didn't know...

really weirded him out, as he had no idea why anyone would send him false teeth, cooked pancakes, broken computer monitors etc..

That's awesome. Good prank.

 

[nietsnie]

The lad is studying medicine

Sometime ago I told him about an ENT surgeon I got on the piss at the footy with who told me that he used to use the fact that he was studying medicine to pick up chicks so much his mates called it dropping the d bomb

I'm a nurse and I can tell u that even the ugliest most socially awkward f**k up can get mad pussy as long as the are either doctors or studying to be one

Anaesthetic is a wonderful invention.

 

[butchmcdick]

Not like I walk around naked...



I need to start being more vocal about that then.



That's awesome. Good prank.

If you can talk with an Aussie accent and try to slip the medicine and massive dong into the conversation I reckon you're in

 

[muzby]

If you can talk with an Aussie accent and try to slip the medicine and massive dong into the conversation I reckon you're in

how ya goin', luv? ya wanna come back to me panel van and drink a few vee bees? i've got a pack of mornin' arfter pills for ya..

and if ya need a taxi to get ya back to your joint in the mornin, i'll give ya this..

 

[Bulldog Force]

Good evening Muz!

Good evening Dani!

THAT'S RIGHT... Muzby >>> Bewbs!

 

[adamkungl]

Logging on from Berlin just to say f**k up BF

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Evening

 

[nietsnie]

Logging on from Berlin just to say f**k up BF

Drop me a line Kungy.

 

[Bazal]

Logging on from Berlin just to say f**k up BF

And heres a f**k up for BF from KL!

 

[Dutchy]

International Love.

F Off and die BF. Love Nanjing, China.

 

[t-ba]

Die in a fire.

Sincerely, Jakarta.

Lay off the Baozi Dutchy. Jiaozi is the king of dirty Chinese street eats. I don't know if Nanjing is any good at it but street Barbeque in Central China is absolutely amazing. Especially when you wash it all down with Snow Beer mixed with Jinjiu.

Insanely jealous Bazal. KL is my favourite SEA capital after Jakarta. But with the missus moving there to study next year I guess I'll be spending a shitload of time there from 2015 on. I could destroy some Roti Canai with Rendang sauce right now.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

ahhh gotcha..

yeah one of mates is a doctor, that fact used to serve him well (married now)..

although something he did mention was the fact he hates people being call dr if they aren't a medical doctor..

Actually, PhD (Doctor of Philosophy) is a term that pertains to just about any field you can name.

Historically it was used in several fields before medicine started using it - so the proper use for him would be :

Dr Firstname Lastname, MD.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

The waitress kept giving me free shots (Still had to tip)

Always tip heavy for freebies - at the end of the day you get relatively cheap drinks and they get the extra cash.

This is especially true if you have a dedicated local as I do. I normally tip at about 50% and still save plenty.