Superthread LXIX - Honouring Mork from Ork - RIP Robin Williams

[Misanthrope]

Had a lecture from 11 - 12 and then the next one is 3 - 4. Incredibly dumb of me to bother coming to Uni today. Week 1, most (but not all) is administrative rubbish and I'm currently bored shitless in my 3 hour break.

I don't think I bothered attending a lecture in the last two years I was at Uni. Just pointless.

Can't decide on a counter meal or cooking.

Your decision would be easier in China. Never cook.

 

[Misanthrope]

P.S. My asshole students showed up :x

 

[Didgi]

What are lectures?

 

[Misanthrope]

What are lectures?

Chances for old academics to feel important for 45 minutes.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

It's actually an old wooden ship

 

[muzby]

What are lectures?

things you get from your wife once you get married, and you do one of the following:

• arrive home pissed
• arrive home late
• arrive home late and pissed
• arrive home late and pissed and missing your pants
• miss the toilet
• leave the toilet seat up
• not smile at the shop assistant - don't you realise that's rude?
• smile for half a second too long at the shop assistant - what, you think she's cute do you?
• clean the car instead of the house
• accidentally put a dark coloured item of clothing in with the light coloured clothing
• don't buy flowers very often - don't you love me any more?
• buy flowers too frequenty - what have you done wrong / what are you hiding?
• accidentally gamble away next week's grocery money
• pick up the remote control when she's talking to you
• not compliment her on the wonderful 'jus' she's created with dinner after watching masterchef last night
• buy a brand new football jersey - that cost $160? what's wrong with last year's one?
• fart in front of her mother
• fart in front of her mother and then try blame it on her
• forgetting to tell her about the boys weekend away you have planned
• telling her too early about the boys weekend away you have planned
• get an after hours call from a lady from work about something important
• forgetting her birthday
• confusing her birthday with your ex's birthday
• forgetting that today was exactly 372 months since you met
• spending too much time creating lists on league unlimited

 

[Dragon2010]

Chances for old academics to feel important for 45 minutes.

45 minutes? Our lectures for for 2-3 hrs. :lol:

 

[muzby]

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[Helmet Man]

Alaskan Malamute reminds me of Assalam walaikum. Eid Mubarak to everyone on FFB.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

evening

 

[Dani]

Green tea is killing my sleep. Goes straight through me!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

good to know

 

[Dani]

I posted that while peeing too.

 

[muzby]

best sleep i get is after a bottle of red wine..

not a couple of glasses, and not more than a bottle..

sad really..

but the sleep is fabulous, and the dreams rather detailed and memorable..

 

[Dani]

I've been having horrid dreams. One about snakes the other night was particularly scary. I'm going to assume it's the change in my diet. My body is missing processed sugars.

 

[Bulldog Force]

 

[Rhino_NQ]

shut up BF

 

[Bulldog Force]

Howdy!

 

[muzby]

I've been having horrid dreams. One about snakes the other night was particularly scary. I'm going to assume it's the change in my diet. My body is missing processed sugars.

it's amazing how food can play havoc with your dreams..

I've had the same thing in my dreams the past three nights where i have shaved off my beard..

i wonder if it's a sign that it's time to go?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

remember when I first started taking creatine, had all sorts of messed up dreams