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Superthread LXIX - Honouring Mork from Ork - RIP Robin Williams

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Misanthrope

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mis, what the hell is your sig?

It's hard to apply it directly to the real world. Jake the Dog is explaining to Finn (who is dating Flame Princess) that love is divided into a series of tiers, of which hugging is Tier 1.

Jake is dating a Rainicorn, which is basically half Unicorn and half rainbow. Tier 8 is 'touching her horn for the first time' and Tier 5 is 'discovering all 15 feet of her long, beautiful stomach'.

It's an obvious sexual metaphor in that regard, but dumbed down to make it less on the nose for children.
 

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They didn't specify the number of bears to wolves. You would think that they would have more wolves than bears, meaning less that 5. Despite Polar Bears being the strongest of the bear family (yes, even stronger than Grizzlys), a pack of 5 wolves would easily take on 4 PBs. They have a combination of stealth, strength, aggression and intimidation. They themselves are very territorial. The wolves share a brotherhood and care for one another thats almost similar to how any human would care for their brother!

The Alaskan Malamute in this video would have had no problem disposing of the Polar Bear. Given that the Alaskan Malamute is actually considered a domestic dog rather than a wolf, you can only imagine that a brown wolf who would naturally be more attack-minded and aggressive would have an easy time taking care of that big white fluff ball.

Having said all this though, PBs and Wolves rarely fight each other in the wild. The biggest threat to wolves is hunters (f**king bastards) and the biggest threat to PBs... you can guess!
 

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I don't know how you manage to talk so much shit around the endless stream of c**ks that must be in your mouth on a daily basis.
 
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