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Superthread LXV - Honouring Alex McKinnon

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Let's take Storm's last try off them, give them 4 points for the Proctor one (can't remember where it was scored but 4 points is fair regardless) and take 6 points off the Dragons for the Merrin try.

Hm nope, still getting a Storm win.

I say we just forget about the rest of the season and just give them ninth place already. We already know that's where they'll finish but at least my way, there'll be far less controversy and whinging.
 

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Happy to be on Uni break. Not so much the work load but the anxiety/stress for me. I'm sure I'll find something else to stress over though.

To buy Stick of Truth, or not to buy Stick of Truth?
 

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Happy to be on Uni break. Not so much the work load but the anxiety/stress for me. I'm sure I'll find something else to stress over though.

To buy Stick of Truth, or not to buy Stick of Truth?

Beats me, I get a week off Uni, my agenda:
- Finish two major assignment
- Study for an exam next week
- Take care of exchange forms (Subjects, visas, applications, medical certificates)
- Run errands
- Work 30hrs this week
- Two full days at Uni as well
- Friday lost due to holidays

Trying to fit relaxing somewhere in there
 

Didgi

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Got stuck with an exam on the last day of the block... So naturally everyone else is off partying tonight and I'm stuck in my room.
 

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Just noticed Hurrell has been dropped for not meeting defence KPIs. What a load of shit. He was meeting my DreamTeam KPIs.
 

muzby

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Teams have KPIs now?

yep..

cowboys - minimum of one false exit from the finals per year
warriors - minimum of one coach change per year
souffs - minimum of 3 players pointing at a tv camera when a try is scored
penrith - minimum of 4 different milk flavours in the press conference fridge
melbourne - all sirens to be set a minimum of 1 second behind all clocks
parramatta - maximum of half a full radrada per wing
dragons - minimum of one 35 year old halfback
bulldogs - maximum of one major salary cap breach per decade
newcastle - maximum of one jailbird per squad
titans - up to 3 weeks maximum on top of the ladder
tigers - maximum of 3 games between injuries for star fullbacks
raiders - minimum of one spoon during ricky's tenure
cronulla - what's a KPI?
broncos - minimum of 13 sponsors per jersey
roosters - 33% of all players to have a hyphen in their name
manly - minimum of one boardroom spat per season
 

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Just bought a rather expensive waterproof case for my phone. Instruction manual to perform a water test with the plastic box they provide as a stand-in for your phone, which I perform in due course. Naturally water test fails. Instruction manual says to open case and dry it, then perform test a second time. If it fails again, take it back. All well and good, except for the fact it's just taken me 3 f**king hours to get the f**king case open. I know they're meant to be a tight fit, but I honestly think I've got a dud where the two parts of the case don't actually fit properly.
 

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Steve Matai has a shoulder/neck clutching kpi he has to adhere to.

Never gone close to failing.

He's failing big time this season.

Just bought a rather expensive waterproof case for my phone. Instruction manual to perform a water test with the plastic box they provide as a stand-in for your phone, which I perform in due course. Naturally water test fails. Instruction manual says to open case and dry it, then perform test a second time. If it fails again, take it back. All well and good, except for the fact it's just taken me 3 f**king hours to get the f**king case open. I know they're meant to be a tight fit, but I honestly think I've got a dud where the two parts of the case don't actually fit properly.

For some reason, this post fills me with joy.
 

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Up early getting the train home to lismore from Brisbane

Man there are some scummy merkins on the XPT and at Roma st station this early in the am
 
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