yep..
cowboys - minimum of one false exit from the finals per year
warriors - minimum of one coach change per year
souffs - minimum of 3 players pointing at a tv camera when a try is scored
penrith - minimum of 4 different milk flavours in the press conference fridge
melbourne - all sirens to be set a minimum of 1 second behind all clocks
parramatta - maximum of half a full radrada per wing
dragons - minimum of one 35 year old halfback
bulldogs - maximum of one major salary cap breach per decade
newcastle - maximum of one jailbird per squad
titans - up to 3 weeks maximum on top of the ladder
tigers - maximum of 3 games between injuries for star fullbacks
raiders - minimum of one spoon during ricky's tenure
cronulla - what's a KPI?
broncos - minimum of 13 sponsors per jersey
roosters - 33% of all players to have a hyphen in their name
manly - minimum of one boardroom spat per season