Superthread LXV - Honouring Alex McKinnon

[God-King Dean]

Well I've just found out my bitch got free tickets to the movies. Problem is, the movie is at 7pm tomorrow - the same time Dragons play Cronulla.

Moral question: is it wrong to poison her?

 

[Misanthrope]

He played in the first few games brah.

He made an insightful comment not long ago about how only idiots would still be entertained by it or something.

I had a feeling he might have after I posted it. People who don't get the long term appeal of mafia are idiots tbqh.

Well I've just found out my bitch got free tickets to the movies. Problem is, the movie is at 7pm tomorrow - the same time Dragons play Cronulla.

Moral question: is it wrong to poison her?

What's the movie? It would have to be pretty amazing to justify missing the foregone conclusion that is your mob towelling an old enemy.

 

[Bulldog Force]

He played in the first few games brah.

He made an insightful comment not long ago about how only idiots would still be entertained by it or something.

I said I find them boring after all this time and don't know how people can find it interesting after so long. It was interesting at first, but when people make all the curious decisions based on nothing, it kind of did get boring.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Why has BF never signed up for mafia?

The day one lynch battle between him and BM would be epic.

Vote: Jason Maher

Well I've just found out my bitch got free tickets to the movies. Problem is, the movie is at 7pm tomorrow - the same time Dragons play Cronulla.

Moral question: is it wrong to poison her?

What movie?

I said I find them boring after all this time and don't know how people can find it interesting after so long. It was interesting at first, but when people make all the curious decisions based on nothing, it kind of did get boring.

Perhaps a character that selflessly raises a family of ducklings would pique your interest? Some fearsome avian defender who protected their identity by refusing to post images of their refuge? How about that?

 

[Jason Maher]

BF is above our base Mafia shenanigans.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Agreed. If only mafia didn't exist, we could all aspire to pollute superthreads everywhere with random unwanted nonsense.

Look at it this way, mafia is the glass vial that keeps us from spewing over to the rest of the forum.

I know my trolling has increased these last few days since I escaped the vial.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Perhaps a character that selflessly raises a family of ducklings would pique your interest? Some fearsome avian defender who protected their identity by refusing to post images of their refuge? How about that?

No, because I've already been successful in said scenarios, then I already declare myself the winner of that mafia game ;-)

 

[muzby]

Well I've just found out my bitch got free tickets to the movies. Problem is, the movie is at 7pm tomorrow - the same time Dragons play Cronulla.

Moral question: is it wrong to poison her?

set every clock in your house (and her mobile and any watches) back by 3 hours.

do this whilst she is asleep tonight so she won't know any different...

then, she'll think the dragons are on at 4pm (you can cite last week's 3pm saturday game as precedent) and then at 6pm (9pm in real person land) you can get ready to head out to the cinema.. (quick thought, change the clock in the car too. and put in a CD.. don't want that pesky radio man saying the time..)

when you get there and they point out the time error, just say you thought daylight savings started that day...

 

[Apey]

For those of you like me who generally have no idea about geography, this is pretty cool

http://www.artfido.com/blog/famous-landmarks-zoomed-out-to-show-their-surroundings/

 

[Bulldog Force]

set every clock in your house (and her mobile and any watches) back by 3 hours.

do this whilst she is asleep tonight so she won't know any different...

then, she'll think the dragons are on at 4pm (you can cite last week's 3pm saturday game as precedent) and then at 6pm (9pm in real person land) you can get ready to head out to the cinema.. (quick thought, change the clock in the car too. and put in a CD.. don't want that pesky radio man saying the time..)

when you get there and they point out the time error, just say you thought daylight savings started that day...

But it's still light at 6:00pm, not 9:00pm...

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

For those of you like me who generally have no idea about geography, this is pretty cool

http://www.artfido.com/blog/famous-landmarks-zoomed-out-to-show-their-surroundings/

Perspective/angle can change things so much. As some of those pictures show, so can a decent colour grade job in Photoshop.

 

[Bulldog Force]

For those of you like me who generally have no idea about geography, this is pretty cool

http://www.artfido.com/blog/famous-landmarks-zoomed-out-to-show-their-surroundings/

No surprise what's outside the Taj Mahal!

 

[muzby]

But it's still light at 6:00pm, not 9:00pm...

you can pick these up from most good hire stores..

strategically placed outside your house, she'll never know the difference..


must i think of everything????

 

[muzby]

No surprise what's outside the Taj Mahal!

incorrect...

it's this:

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Or even some of these:

 

[Bulldog Force]

you can pick these up from most good hire stores..

strategically placed outside your house, she'll never know the difference..


must i think of everything????

Ok, that's outside the house, what about when you're in the car driving and she see's the dark evening sky?

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Then you do the driving, blindfold her and say it's going to be a big surprise.

 

[muzby]

Or even some of these:

needs moar fire.

Ok, that's outside the house, what about when you're in the car driving and she see's the dark evening sky?

just convince her it's safer to ride in the boot.

then park undercover at the cinema.

 

[Bulldog Force]

just convince her it's safer to ride in the boot.

But she'll suffocate to death. Well at that point I guess you'll get off!

 

[Dutchy]

You're an Ennis.