Superthread LXVI: Honouring Whinging Dragons Fans

[Drew-Sta]

I had to call in sick. I never call in sick

Same, unless its mental health day.

Manflu made me snore real bad last night. Wife didn't get any sleep. Told me to call in sick to take care of the little one.

I figured it was the right thing to do.

Eugene's at Bronte. Very good coffee, you have earned this.

:lol: <3 u SGL.

 

[adamkungl]

Reporting in for Manflu duty. If we all band together and get wives/girlfriends/FWBs to bring us soup, scotch and sympathy, we can get through this.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

keep your dirty man germs to yourself

 

[Drew-Sta]

Reporting in for Manflu duty. If we all band together and get wives/girlfriends/FWBs to bring us soup, scotch and sympathy, we can get through this.

You too? This is reaching epidemic proportions.

I fear we might see the end of the male race. Women will be the only surviviors of this fierce and deadly disease.

What a world that would be...

 

[Apey]

Women would still reject BM

 

[muzby]

i think i've had about 1 sick day in the past 4 years..

maybe a maximum of two..

my secret?

keep active, keep up the vitamins, eat reasonably healthy and spend 23 hours per day in a hazmat suit.

 

[HowHigh]

I don't know why but the whole 'man flu' shit just gets on my nerves.,sound like a bunch of whinging girls

Or it could just be that I haven't had a smoke for 3 days and everything pisses me off atm

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Reporting in for Manflu duty. If we all band together and get wives/girlfriends/FWBs to bring us soup, scotch and sympathy, we can get through this.

Keep the soup and sympathy.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I don't know why but the whole 'man flu' shit just gets on my nerves.,sound like a bunch of whinging girls

Or it could just be that I haven't had a smoke for 3 days and everything pisses me off atm

Kids these days!

 

[Drew-Sta]

Women would still reject BM

Paradox - is BM man enough to catch manflu?

i think i've had about 1 sick day in the past 4 years..

maybe a maximum of two..

my secret?

keep active, keep up the vitamins, eat reasonably healthy and spend 23 hours per day in a hazmat suit.

:lol:

I don't know why but the whole 'man flu' shit just gets on my nerves.,sound like a bunch of whinging girls

Or it could just be that I haven't had a smoke for 3 days and everything pisses me off atm

I'd say that's the withdrawal talking. I'd say have a ciggy, but... well, don't.

Keep the soup and sympathy.

Is that your secret antidote? You know, don't you. You're married to a doctor woman. She knows the secret!

/runs off to buy bottle of scotch.

 

[adamkungl]

Pretty poor.

Mind you the one time I had surgery my anaesthetist walked out after there was some confusion over whether I was a public or private patient, after i'd been put under. Nurse had to take over

Both times ive gone under for surgery my anaesthetists have been hot as f**k. It has me convinced that it is an entire profession of attractive skinny 20something blondes. Of course the conversation never goes very far what with her drugging me and everything..

 

[muzby]

I don't know why but the whole 'man flu' shit just gets on my nerves.,sound like a bunch of whinging girls

Or it could just be that I haven't had a smoke for 3 days and everything pisses me off atm

this should cheer you up.. (providing you think it's a good move by us or not)

www.dragons.com.au/news/dragons-sign-benji-marshall-for-2-years.html

 

[HowHigh]

I'd say that's the withdrawal talking. I'd say have a ciggy, but... well, don't.

I'll have one when I'm not sick but its a decent way to save $$ for a few days

this should cheer you up.. (providing you think it's a good move by us or not)

www.dragons.com.au/news/dragons-sign-benji-marshall-for-2-years.html

lol not sure why I watched that for a few minutes

 

[Rhino_NQ]

this should cheer you up.. (providing you think it's a good move by us or not)

www.dragons.com.au/news/dragons-sign-benji-marshall-for-2-years.html

hahaha

haven't seen that for atleast 10 years

 

[Apey]

I had a sneaky fap at a physiotherapists one time in early highschool. Was cracking a massive fat after the inner thigh rub down I got.

 

[adamkungl]

BenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenji

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

 

[Rhino_NQ]

BenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenjiBenji

GUSGOULD GUSGOULD

fixed ;-)

 

[Bazal]

I don't know why but the whole 'man flu' shit just gets on my nerves.,sound like a bunch of whinging girls

Or it could just be that I haven't had a smoke for 3 days and everything pisses me off atm

Le Manflu is the black death of our time....why we're spending money on researching and funding silly diseases like depression and diabeetus when Manflu kills hundreds of billions of men a day is beyond me

 

[Rhino_NQ]

can not decide which was worse between recovering from heart failure or my last case of manflu

 

[madunit]

manflu causes heart failure