so, prepping for my game this arvo, i put some deep heat on my 'old man' knee..
being right handed, and being the cautious type, i use my left hand for application.. just incase i need a nervous wee before i run out..
and yes, i needed a nervous wee..
so remembering the deep heat, i hold the shorts down with the left hand and use my right for the task at hand..
of course, about 30 seconds after I'm done, i realise that some of the deep heat on my fingers has transferred to the undergarments...
it was during my five minutes of ranting, raving and dancing around that i had a moment of true zen-like enlightenment..
maybe Russell Packer was onto a good idea that one time....