Superthread LXVII: Honouring Morgan Freeman on Helium

[Twizzle]

prefer a glass of red

 

[muzby]

Spoiler: coffee for rhino

 

[thorson1987]

I'm having a Duff.

Tastes like shit

 

[Didgi]

A lol@weidler and lol@Faiders all in the same day, we are truly blessed.

 

[muzby]

I'm having a Duff.

Tastes like shit

cascade blonde here...

doesn't taste the same out of the new bottles

 

[beave]

Hope u get it

The mate I traveled through Thailand and Singapore with is based in Darwin.

I flew in and out of Brisbane while he went Darwin to Bali (2 hours), Bali to Bangkok ( 4 hours), Bangkok to phuket (1.5 hours) Phuket to Singapore (1.5 hours) Singapore to Darwin (6.5 hours)

I guess my point is you will be close as shit to asia

Also my mate (and me) are both from Townsville. He tells me Darwin reminds him of the ville in the mid nineties. Sounds awesome but a bit of a sausage fest

Yeah. Darwin is like the 'ville in the mid 90's. Im up there next week for 3 weeks, on night shift so not sure how much night life I will get to experience, I was up there this time last year and had an absolute ball. Dry season in Darwin is awesome IMO.

 

[Apey]

I'd like to meet all the merkins who have the same size waist as me and apparently have legs that are 6 inches longer. merkins.

f**k those guys.

I'm not big at all, size 30-32 (even then I usually need a belt), with no gut to speak of, but pretty short legs, big calves combo.

The world isn't catered for those of us who are 168cm tall. Except maybe airline travel, that's my revenge on the tall and large

Yep. I'm a bit bigger waste than you and 178cm. Most pants around that size seem to be made for people with legs 10cm longer than mine. Annoying as shit.

Lazy merkins, the lot of them.

The number of times I was home and in the room by the front door, yet I got one of those "You weren't home :lol: " notes while living in Marrickville was insane.

f**k Australia post. They don't even bother coming to the door. Just put one of those "come get your parcel" things in my mailbox. Now tomorrow I have to go to them to get my uni stuff.

Yeah those f**kers don't even bother knocking on the door half the time.

 

[Didgi]

Could be posting from the throne for a little while, this f**ker is coming out sideways.

 

[Misanthrope]

Could be posting from the throne for a little while, this f**ker is coming out sideways.

Better a sideways shit with an end in sight than a watery one with no conceivable finish.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Better a sideways shit with an end in sight than a watery one with no conceivable finish.

Confucius?

 

[Misanthrope]

He was a wise man.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

he once said never pay full price for late pizza

 

[BunniesMan]

If you're ever intimidated by someone for any reason. Just remember, they also shit in a toilet just like you.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

If you're ever intimidated by someone for any reason. Just remember, they also shit in a toilet just like you.

and in your case they also sit down to pee just like you

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Ah, James Tedesco, you skeepe troll

 

[Rhino_NQ]

yep, was a rare few hours of joy for faiders fans

 

[Rhino_NQ]

also, morning

 

[afinalsin666]

If you're ever intimidated by someone for any reason. Just remember, they also shit in a toilet just like you.

That's a bizarre one. What exactly does that prove?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

That bm has a fetish.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

That bm has a fetish.

loves it, loves the poop