Jason Maher
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Thesis: The footy gods are merkins.
Evidence 1: Including superjoke, I've witnessed 26 Grand Finals, 16 of which have included at least one of Brisbane, Manly, or Melbourne, 13 of which have been won by one of these merkin teams (yes, I know Melbourne were stripped of 2, but I still had to sit through the showers of shit).
Evidence 2: The last 8 years are particularly bad. 8 Grand Finals, 7 contested by these merkins (3 were merkin vs merkin), 6 won by them. And 8 straight for Queensland. Yes, the merkin footy gods finally allowed my team a win in 2010, but they've made sure they surrounded it by as many kicks in the nads with steel capped boots as possible.
Evidence 3: Jamie Soward is playing for Penrith, while Benji Marshall is playing for St. George-Illawarra.
Evidence 1: Including superjoke, I've witnessed 26 Grand Finals, 16 of which have included at least one of Brisbane, Manly, or Melbourne, 13 of which have been won by one of these merkin teams (yes, I know Melbourne were stripped of 2, but I still had to sit through the showers of shit).
Evidence 2: The last 8 years are particularly bad. 8 Grand Finals, 7 contested by these merkins (3 were merkin vs merkin), 6 won by them. And 8 straight for Queensland. Yes, the merkin footy gods finally allowed my team a win in 2010, but they've made sure they surrounded it by as many kicks in the nads with steel capped boots as possible.
Evidence 3: Jamie Soward is playing for Penrith, while Benji Marshall is playing for St. George-Illawarra.
