Superthread LXVIII: Honouring Sore Losers from Queensland

[Misanthrope]

My gut is getting bigger.

I know dem feelz, bro.

Even with me running and cutting down substantially on the heavy junk food diet that was my life a year and a bit ago (when I was coupled up, we literally had delivery McDonalds at least once a week) - I still feel like my paunch is more substantial than in the past.

 

[Apey]

I get an intense itchiness for several minutes before sweating during Winter... and pretty much Autumn/Spring too. So even though I'm a lazy f**k I have a somewhat reasonable excuse for being a fatty this time year.

 

[BunniesMan]

I still would like to lose a few more kgs but I'm the least fat I've been since high school

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

My gut is getting bigger.

You're married, you don't need to worry about that shit now...

 

[BunniesMan]

If I was married I'd make extra effort to be fit for this person who has had the horrible misfortune of marrying me. It would be the least I could do.

 

[Dani]

My mum told me I'm too fat and ugly to ever get married or have children. I should have believed her earlier.

Sick of my heart being shit on. Oh well.

Anyone wanna spoon?

 

[Misanthrope]

Ugh. Should I go for a run tonight?

 

[Misanthrope]

My mum told me I'm too fat and ugly to ever get married or have children. I should have believed her earlier.

Sick of my heart being shit on. Oh well.

Anyone wanna spoon?

No offense intended, but your mother sounds like such a hateful merkin, I'm surprised she managed to convince anybody to put a baby in her in the first place.

You're a miracle.

 

[HowHigh]

If I was married I'd make extra effort to be fit for this person who has had the horrible misfortune of marrying me. It would be the least I could do.

If he can put up with you I'm sure he won't care if you put on a few kgs

My mum told me I'm too fat and ugly to ever get married or have children. I should have believed her earlier.

Sick of my heart being shit on. Oh well.

Anyone wanna spoon?

That's pretty f**ked for a mother to say that lol

Ugh. Should I go for a run tonight?

f**k that

 

[Dani]

My father is way worse...

 

[HowHigh]

Didn't really mean to throw that 'lol' in btw, bad habit

 

[Alba]

Mix some cornflour with sour cream and put it in.

I already put sour cream in it, still wasn't thickening. I just ate it like that, in a bowl, with rice was quite delicious.

 

[Alba]

Annnnnd I'm really pissed at myself for not watching "Orange is the New Black," earlier. This show is addictive.

 

[HowHigh]

*nvm

 

[Dragon2010]

If I was married I'd make extra effort to be fit for this person who has had the horrible misfortune of marrying me. It would be the least I could do.

I've consistently been the same weight since High-school. Always lingered in the low 70's range.

My mum told me I'm too fat and ugly to ever get married or have children. I should have believed her earlier.

Sick of my heart being shit on. Oh well.

Anyone wanna spoon?

Hmm....sounds like my mum. She's always saying cruel shit to me. It used to rip me to shreds, now I just laugh in her face and smile. It pisses her off to no end, drive her mad, but in the end - I proved her points wrong.

Hence, I win.

Ugh. Should I go for a run tonight?

F*ck running. Play Skyrim. You can run in that.

Annnnnd I'm really pissed at myself for not watching "Orange is the New Black," earlier. This show is addictive.

Torrent it!

 

[Alba]

I'm watching it on Netflix

 

[Misanthrope]

My father is way worse...

You're twice the miracle, then!

You're not too fat or too ugly (I don't think of you as either of these things) to find love. You're just in the wrong place, both geographically and emotionally.

They say you've got to love yourself before somebody else can love you, and that's about half true.

If you've got low self-esteem (like you and I seem to), sometimes it does help to have somebody else love you first to get you on your way.

I definitely like myself a whole lot better than I once did, and I can't say that's all because somebody pretty looked at me and gave me a wink. You have to work at self-love (unlike the other self-love, which comes pretty natural), and eventually you'll get there.

As to geography - I had no f**king luck at all dating in Australia. I had a total of one 'serious' (three month) relationship while living in Australia. I have f**ked a grand total of one Australian girl.

Compare that to my antics abroad, and it's a totally different picture. You and I were just born on the wrong continent, m'dear.

I already put sour cream in it, still wasn't thickening. I just ate it like that, in a bowl, with rice was quite delicious.

Sounds like a curry. I like it.

 

[Misanthrope]

P.S. HowHigh and Dragon2010, I both love and hate you.

I'm supposed to be trying to lose weight!

 

[Dragon2010]

P.S. HowHigh and Dragon2010, I both love and hate you.

I'm supposed to be trying to lose weight!

Perhaps the best of both worlds, then?

 

[HowHigh]

P.S. HowHigh and Dragon2010, I both love and hate you.

I'm supposed to be trying to lose weight!

It's Friday night!
Even thought I'm home early I'm past half a bottle of Turkey