SuperThread LXX - Honouring James Graham's Unbreakable Melon

[Alba]

Evening Alba..how we doin

We is good.. Bored.. Feel like chatting!

 

[Bazal]

Holidays were a mistake. Gym is killing me. Struggling to lift 50kg. Might do some pint curls instead.

 

[muzby]

We is good.. Bored.. Feel like chatting!

then don't go to www.jetstar.com.au and click on their automatic chat thing.. i tried on your behalf:

Jess: Hi. I'm Jess, Jetstar's virtual assistant. I'm here to help you with your Jetstar questions.

You: Alba is bored

Jess: Can you please repeat your question in a different way? I?m still trying to understand and might need more information.

You: Alba, from league unlimited, is bored and wants to chat with someone

Jess: I found the following information which could be helpful:
The Start Chat button is not displaying on Price Beat Guarantee Page

You: That's just stupid

Jess: I'm sorry you seem to think I'm not so smart. I'm a virtual agent, so I'm still learning (and improving every day).

You: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend

Jess: I'm sorry I haven't been able to help you. Do you want to contact a Jetstar representative?
Yes
No

You: No

Jess: I'm sorry I haven't been able to help you. Do you want to contact a Jetstar representative?
Yes
No

You: Please stop repeating yourself. it demeans us both

Jess: It looks like my suggestions haven?t been helpful. Could you please try rewording one more time?

You: Are you really Bulldog Force?

Jess: Okay, I see my suggestions haven?t been helpful. Would you like to speak with a Jetstar representative?
Yes
No

You: and here we go with that old chestnut

Jess: Are you looking for?:
Do you offer senior or student discounts?
What specific assistance does Jetstar provide for flights and boarding?
Can children fly without an accompanying adult?
Do I need a passport for my baby?
What sort of ID do I need to check in?

You: No, just trying to find a friend for Alba to chat to. Do you like stuff?

Jess: It looks like my suggestions haven?t been helpful. Could you please try rewording one more time?

You: More one time

Jess: Okay, I see my suggestions haven?t been helpful. Would you like to speak with a Jetstar representative?
Yes
No

You: Do they work for Virgin blue?

Jess: My airline was founded in 2004 and today we employ over 8000 people worldwide!

To find out more about Jetstar, please click here.


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i could go on for hours...

 

[muzby]

at least the chat bot has a sense of humour...


You: What is the meaning of life?

Jess: 42

 

[Alba]

Lol WTF

 

[HowHigh]

Boring it is! I should have gone out

 

[muzby]

automatic 'help' customer service chatbots on websites... they seem to be the latest craze and they shit me..

 

[madunit]

Why not a ps4

Cos i got a heap of ps3 games & my old ps3 had a wiped hdd.

So all my ps3 games are brand new again

 

[HowHigh]

Ahh fair enough, I want to sell mine to buy a ps4 lol

 

[adamkungl]

omg I love shoulder charges, im dead set gushing.

7 has it all. Shoulder charge, ball throw, wild swinging. THAT is Rugby League.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Morning.

 

[beave]

God I feel like shit today. In Townsville for the game tonight, decided to go check out my house and make sure everything is alright yesterday. A simple one hour job of fixing a sprinkler system turned into a 10 hour day of digging and hunting leaks all round the friggin yard. I can barely walk today, if my idiot team loses tonight I am gonna go mental!!

 

[Skinner]

Morning. Isn't it great to have a semblance of a ST back. Happy as a pig.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Morning. Isn't it great to have a semblance of a ST back. Happy as a pig.

This.


Although Allah might want a word about your happiness analogy...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm not sure why Allah would be concerned with a pig's state of mind....

Did he not create the beast....

Can he not change it....

One thing I always don't understand about that God guy, how come after he created the universe he just clocked off? He hasn't come up with any new ideas for ages. And he always used to butt his nose into things 'Hey Noah, build a f**king ark, it's going to piss down'.
'Hey Moses, walk through the desert for 40 years, now climb that mountain'.
'Lot, your wife's a s**t, and stop the anal stuff'.
Now he's gone all silent.

Maybe he retired and is living on the Sunshine Coast.

 

[Dani]

:lol:

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I'm not sure why Allah would be concerned with a pig's state of mind....

Did he not create the beast....

Can he not change it....

One thing I always don't understand about that God guy, how come after he created the universe he just clocked off? He hasn't come up with any new ideas for ages. And he always used to butt his nose into things 'Hey Noah, build a f**king ark, it's going to piss down'.
'Hey Moses, walk through the desert for 40 years, now climb that mountain'.
'Lot, your wife's a s**t, and stop the anal stuff'.
Now he's gone all silent.

Maybe he retired and is living on the Sunshine Coast.

New stuff...

How about snuggies?

Justin Beiber?

Tony Abbott as PM?


Faaaark.


He really has clocked off.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

What's the deal with parents who have their kids on those leash things?

 

[muzby]

What's the deal with parents who have their kids on those leash things?

before i had kids, i swore i'd never use one...

then once i had kids who became mobile, i cursed myself for being a man of my word, as i really wanted to get one once mini-muzby became quicker over 40m than jamie soward and would just run as soon as she got the chance...

carparks.. shopping centres... even opening the gate at home.. i had to almost tackle her on the way past, she was just determined to go running...

so i could see the benefit of them.. but damn they look stupid..

even worse when they decided to conceal it as a backpack..

what do they think? we're stupid?

"oh look, that kid's wearing a cute monkey backpack.. and the monkey has a long tail that the parent can hold on to"...

 

[Skinner]

I'm not sure why Allah would be concerned with a pig's state of mind....

Did he not create the beast....

Can he not change it....

One thing I always don't understand about that God guy, how come after he created the universe he just clocked off? He hasn't come up with any new ideas for ages. And he always used to butt his nose into things 'Hey Noah, build a f**king ark, it's going to piss down'.
'Hey Moses, walk through the desert for 40 years, now climb that mountain'.
'Lot, your wife's a s**t, and stop the anal stuff'.
Now he's gone all silent.

Maybe he retired and is living on the Sunshine Coast.

"tis great truth you speak