SuperThread LXX - Honouring James Graham's Unbreakable Melon

[Misanthrope]

By accident, I think my dinner guest would be none too thrilled by that assumption.

Chicken Hunter's made a few friends, at the very least.

 

[Twizzle]

because he hates chooks ?

edit: OIC

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

300 comments?! Srsly?

 

[Misanthrope]

300 comments?! Srsly?

macavity is right. I should run a chat show of some sort :lol: :sarcasm:

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

As long as you dance like Ellen, I will watch.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Chicken Hunter's made a few friends, at the very least.

I see that...

 

[muzby]

call Mrs muzby on the way home from work..

'terrible day with the kids. Need a drink' she says..

'on a health kick, don't want extra calories' i say

'grab a bottle of vodka and some soda water' she says

'but it's Thursday night and i have to work tomorrow' i say

'we'll just have a couple' she says

flash forward a few hours..

'f**k, the bottle is empty' i say

'i'm off to bed, the kids will be up at 5am' she says..

so here i am sitting wide awake watching music clips..

yep, gotta love those random Thursday nights where you don't plan on getting pissed...

think of me tomorrow....

 

[Bazal]

Given the two empty pinot bottles in front of me, I know the feeling...

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

That's going to hurt bazal.

 

[Bazal]

Well, I did share with brother. The first one.

 

[muzby]

yeah, but it's pinot......

 

[Bazal]

I'll not hear a bad word against Pinot

20% off all pinot at work. Savings account got a work out.

 

[muzby]

gris or noir?

if it's noir, you're excused..

i know some people say red gives them a headache, but honestly the best, most dream filled sleep i get is after a bottle of red..

would do it every night if it wasn't for the stained teeth and the liver disease...

 

[Bazal]

Pinot exclusively refers to noir....

I very rarely get hangovers from red. I think you get used to what you drink the most.

 

[Dragon2010]

Next person to call me British is getting a punch to their kidneys. Go down for breakfast, I order an omelette. Chef goes to me, "What part of England are you from?".

#DoneWithLife

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I always reply "The South."

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Next person to call me British is getting a punch to their kidneys. Go down for breakfast, I order an omelette. Chef goes to me, "What part of England are you from?".

#DoneWithLife

Maybe you need to shower more often?

 

[Skinner]

300 comments?! Srsly?

319 now !!!!

 

[butchmcdick]

call Mrs muzby on the way home from work..

'terrible day with the kids. Need a drink' she says..

'on a health kick, don't want extra calories' i say

'grab a bottle of vodka and some soda water' she says

'but it's Thursday night and i have to work tomorrow' i say

'we'll just have a couple' she says

flash forward a few hours..

'f**k, the bottle is empty' i say

'i'm off to bed, the kids will be up at 5am' she says..

so here i am sitting wide awake watching music clips..

yep, gotta love those random Thursday nights where you don't plan on getting pissed...

think of me tomorrow....

This is vodka here

How you like me now bish

 

[butchmcdick]

Next person to call me British is getting a punch to their kidneys. Go down for breakfast, I order an omelette. Chef goes to me, "What part of England are you from?".

#DoneWithLife

Same part of Canada you're from