Superthread LXXI - Honouring Phil Hughes. 63*

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

If they bat first, that will be 65 overs of crouching. I can feel the pain now...

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

f**k it, i reckon it's worth a shot doing up a thread in JA, based on a fake news article saying benji has convinced moltzen to join on immediate release from the tigers to fill the gap during dugan's injoury (and take the 25th spot in the top 25 lineup that we were saving for packer..)


you'll hear the outcry all the way in kellyville..

Please share results.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Morning

 

[Bulldog Force]

Can you identify these objects in macro photography?

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Soap Foam

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Spaghetti

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'X' on a PC keyboard

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Apple Stem

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Grain of white sugar

 

[muzby]

what do we think?

Dynamic Duo Set to Re-Unite

It looks like the St George Illawarra Dragons are about to finally get their man, with The Daily Telegraph able to reveal that Tim Moltzen is set to re-unite with Benji Marshall to help bolster the Dragons after their horror start to the season.

With club insiders worried that Josh Dugan's ankle injury is worse than first expected, it is believed Marshall helped the Dragons reach out to the Wests Tigers to seek an immediate release for Tim Moltzen to help fill Dugan's shoes at fullback.

Moltzen famously made headlines back in 2012 after back flipping on a three-year deal to be the Dragons fullback, after Darius Boyd followed then outgoing coach Wayne Bennett to Newcastle. Dubbed "Moltzen Gate", the incident sparked a fierce war of words between the Dragons and the Tigers. Ironically it was Moltzen's bond with his former housemate Marshall which kept him at the Tigers.

Try Time! Something Dragons fans hope to see a lot of this season

The deal is expected to cover only for this season, but Moltzen will be hungry to show the Dragons he's able to perform and secure a long term contract after being overlooked at the Tigers behind boom rookies Luke Brooks and James Tedesco.

With the Dragons still with one spot to fill in their top 25 roster, and Moltzen keen to play first grade again - the dynamic duo of Marshall and Moltzen are set to ignite the Dragons flame this season. The only question the Daily Telgraph asks - will they be able to re-capture their partnership after so long apart?

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...d-reunite-with-benji/story-fni4gnk1-124454036

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Pulitzer worthy.

START THE PRESSES!

I can see more than a few heads imploding.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Sorry Twiz. I actually forgot to put the u in as I am typing while driving

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I might even dangle that line in the Tigers forum and see what comes up.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Pulitzer worthy.

START THE PRESSES!

I can see more than a few heads imploding.

So far:

We have reached the debts of despair

I call shenanigans!

And some of you guys doubt our C.E.O ? Pffft Pete always gets hes man well done Dousty give me more Organic growth brother....

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Some have cottoned on, others though...

This is great news. I hear he is healthy and training hard. Hopefully he is ready to play vs the Raiders!

Poorly written enough to be a plausible Telegraph article

Can play half and full back covers a few positions

Nice one Muzby lol

lol you have at least two or three guys in the Cutters roster who could easily fill a spot and Benji stfu.

You have way too much time muzby

#neverbeenfitter #trainingthehousedown

'Horror start to the season' gave it away.


If it was two weeks later I would have kept reading.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Great, Moltzen is no big loss, but my only concern is coverage for Moses and Brooks. We should not have let Austin go to Canberra early. He should have been here in the WT strip. Oh well, we shall muddle through- we wouldnt be WT any other way. Must continue our expertise in mucking our playing roster...........

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Haha muzby has graduated to actually creating fake links now!

Next step is to actually make the fake website so that the link points to a live page!

I gave you the middle finger after opening up the link muzzy

f**k me dead I was already making the "We don't want you" banner in my head.... should always click on links first !!

Muzby is no casual troll, 10/10 for effort.

. . 20 days early ;-)

I hovered over the link and it actually looked like it was going to take me to the tele site. I thought I'd read the thread first though!

10/10 for effort. 10/10 for believable story. 0/10 for putting the idea in Doust's head!

Kidding, right? Anyway Justin Hunt is 5 times the player Moltzen is. Shit, DAN Hunt is twice the player Moltzen is.

Oh dear lol

Pretty, pretty good - just hope we're not looking back on this thread soon in horror.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

GKD for the troll win in the WT forum.

 

[muzby]

GKD for the troll win in the WT forum.

indeed.. that was excellent...

funnily enough i reckon there will be more of a reaction in the WT thread than JA..

me thinks my reputation preceeds me...

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

You got a few in JA, 64 Dragon was my favourite since he was still going off ages after you had been outed.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

GKD could well really get this moving.
I thought you'd get little traction in ja muzby, had to spread the love.

 

[Drew-Sta]

muzzers, you're a genius!!

 

[muzby]

it's spreading.. now in the main dragons forum..

http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showthread.php?p=10740032#post10740032

if someone other than me can post that 'article' that would be handy..

 

[DB]

Dude, I was hook, lined and sinkered..... f**k!!!!

 

[Drew-Sta]

lol. DB and I both got in onthe same time.

I think this deserves the main forum.