Here's a question that's almost certainly wildly misplaced.
What do you buy a five year old girl for her birthday? I'm effectively an uncle to her, and her mother intimidates me half to death.
Get her 'ponyo' on DVD.
She'll love it and the theme song will irritate her mother no end.
Win\win.
See the issue is the mother is lovely, I just find her super intimidating for no valid reason. I think it's the protective older sister thing - I have no issues with giving absolute arseholes to her younger sisters.
Had a few babies to buy Xmas presents so just to be an asshole I bought really noisy toys. My partners dad thought it was hilarious
Did you bring us back anything?
Quicky Pro again today, wall to wall titties yesterday.
Get your arse down there Skinner