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Superthread XLIV - honouring Raider_69

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adamkungl

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With early application of beer and video games he might pull through... but under no circumstances is he to make his own dinner, or leave the couch/bed. All such manual labour tasks should be conducted by the closest female... Such actions in Monk's state would be fatal.
 

dogslife

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I agree with all of the above. And to be safe, Monk should take heavy dosages of female sympathy several times a day
 

Dani

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Which one? There's been a couple of bad ones this week. When I was a kid we used to get evacuated ay least 3 times each summer. So scary.
 

9701

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What exactly is this manflu?

Only the most exruciating pain known to mankind. It makes the pain of childbirth feel like pulling a splinter. Unless sympathy is lavished on the sufferer by a female death is usually a foregone conclusion.
 

Dani

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The only reason so many men die from man flu is at the hands of their significant other.
 
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