Superthread XXV

[Monk]

So, I am le' single once more.

 

[Jobdog]

High five, Monkmang :sarcasm:

 

[Didgi]

Get teh break up sex?

 

[Monk]

No break up sex. Time to execute teh operation 'make da bish regret her decision'

 

[Didgi]

May the force be with you.

 

[redvscotty]

I'm going camping on Sunday on Fraser. Couldn't find another thread to post this in.

 

[adamkungl]

No break up sex. Time to execute teh operation 'make da bish regret her decision'

obvs dumbbish

 

[God-King Dean]

No break up sex. Time to execute teh operation 'make da bish regret her decision'

See!? See?!

I told you to kill her.

But noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

 

[Hallatia]

:lol:

 

[Non Terminator]

She's almost 80, I don't understand why she'd advocate for that.

Old men are worse, they don't even try to be subtle when they perve and they're weirder, once one offered me an apple when I walked by him. They also use creepy terms like "sexually yummy." Or they touch your chest and pretend they were just pointing to your necklace.

My mother-in-law works at an aged care place.
The stories, oh the stories.
All of them would involve someone being slapped on the arse too...

 

[Jobdog]

Ahhh, nothin' like a good arse slappin'

 

[God-King Dean]

The feck you been Non-Terminator?

 

[Non Terminator]

I don't know. Zelda's out soon, but that ain't out yet, so I haven't been there...
Cleaning the house for a house inspection though.
Bloody carpet cleaner...

 

[Hallatia]

hey NT, come onto msn or facebook or whatever and talk to me

 

[Monk]

See!? See?!

I told you to kill her.

But noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....

Will always listen to you from now on oh wise one

 

[God-King Dean]

Bend over.

 

[Non Terminator]

That's a paddlin'.

 

[Hallatia]

I just hit myself in the eye with my phone - genius!

 

[Bazal]

I used to push myself too hard. When i firsy did my knee I played footy the next week. Was a hard lesson learned when I made it exponentially worse and f**ked my footy career (if one can call it that) forever

 

[Bazal]

I just hit myself in the eye with my phone - genius!

Eye phone? No? I'll see myself out