Superthread XXXIX

[Dani]

step out of the dark ages women!

Maybe I should ask Santa for one?

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I have been single for 9 months..huzzah...or something...

7 months here. It has been the best 7 months of my life. Well...excluding my uni years.

Still ahead of you by a fair few lengths

I match your 5 year raise.

7 years!

/thread

 

[urban eel]

the sex toy Santa works a little differently. you have to make his naughty list

 

[Dani]

the sex toy Santa works a little differently. you have to make his naughty list

How would one make that list? Gonna need examples here.

 

[urban eel]

How would one make that list? Gonna need examples here.

well for a start by using the aforementioned fingers often and in inappropriate places

 

[9701]

Maybe I should ask Santa for one?

Once you have one be sure to name it Pepsi (better than the real thing)

 

[Dani]

Did it just get a little hot in here?

 

[dogslife]

Single since I was 19, I don't want to get girl germs!

 

[9701]

Single since I was 19, I don't want to get girl germs!

I hear you bro,
Girls are weak chuck them in the creek
Boys are strong like King Kong.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

do i win with 10 years?

 

[urban eel]

Did it just get a little hot in here?

the forecast is elevated temperatures with the chance of precipitation :lol:

 

[Dani]

do i win with 10 years?

I'd totally ask you out.

 

[Ozzy]

the forecast is elevated temperatures with the chance of precipitation :lol:

Lucky you don't live in Italy. You could be gaoled if your prediction is faulty. ;-)

 

[Cliffhanger]

I haven't had a BF since 2009. But I met an amazing gorgeous guy yesterday but he has a girlfriend, more of a speed bump than a stop sign imo.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

do i win with 10 years?

Pfft. I've only slept with one chick in longer than that!!!

 

[Earl]

Married for 2 weeks and 2 days. Winning

 

[kia ora storm]

Married for 10 years, seperated last December, dating again now...met lots of potential partners but nothing eventuated.

Lost the lot and starting again...having kids and seperating is very very costly...

 

[Twizzle]

honeymoon is over now Earl

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Hoping you can both keep up appearances in front of the kids. Tough times for many, seen first hand. A select few have managed to make it work for the kids though - and well done for it.

 

[Earl]

honeymoon is over now Earl

First day back at work today. Dragging on like a mutha fugger lol