Nah being an ostrich I'd probably have my head up my arse. Also I don't think the wrestling coach is allowed on the team.Put Ozzy on the wing. Being an ostrich he'd have a fair bit of pace.
True unless you're a Liverpool or Man City supporterYou'll never walk alone.
You obviously haven't been to St Marys shopping centre.Bit of Thursday night shopping, evidently Thursday nights are the only times Islanders leave the house. Never seen so many 18 year olds wheeling prams around in my life. Also 65million taragos in the car park
I hope you are close to a toilet.I'm so very close to losing my shit.
No more late night Uni assignments for me for a long time. I have 2 assignments to go for this semester, in subjects I actually like. Then 4 exams and I'm done.
... and then I have to get off my ass and do something with my life. Ah f**k.
Went to Albion Park for an interview, stopped at Chickos Wollongong.
I'll give them the "either divert this plane to Wollongong or I'll divert it to paradise" speech
Stop talking about Chickos ya merkins
Damn I miss that place